Where is tonights X Factor thread?

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Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

@0898

Ah, I was wrong. She's through after that.

I am still laughing like a loon at 0898's rice pudding comment. DP is tutting at me.

So- HairBear, Clunt and Stevie will probably so through.

Because I have already forgotten the others.

Apart from TwiSis- she might go through, so Simon can pretend to know her brother.

Do you think he might bring back raign because they are all so awful?

Please god NO!

I need a good tiramisu recipe. But there are so many of them, that I am utterly confused!

Snow DS2 wants holidays with a swim up bar. His bedtime methinks.

Yes, the rice pudding comment has kind of summed life up, hasn't it?

If she were in Louis' category he would say "you're like a little Janet Jackson"

I remember Louis once told someone they were like a 'little Lenny Henry'.

Raign needs to come back just to annoy Cheryl.

The Orangutan is my winner.

I love tinned rice pudding btw..

Bitch- there is rumour of a wild card.

Can't be doing with rap. Just don't get it. Must be good though because they all nod when it's done.

Is Raign out?! Bloody hell, i missed that episode, im shocked he dumped her, i thought he would take her through to piss chezza off!

This one was too gravelly.

Oh I love a bit of rap. Straight Outta Compton is my karaoke go to choon.

He doesn't look 29, does he? He must have had no paper round at all.

"Close to 30"?

Poor old bastard

Had to be the Joe Cocker version- very predictable.

Are they going to end this show without finding out who Simon's put through by any chance??

Fair play to them all, coping with Simon's crotch-pointing.

The backing singers look at him knowingly..he's through

I can see this guy as a holiday rep in Magaluf.

It's going to be a cliffhanger innit