Where is tonights X Factor thread?

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Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

It was Paul, Andrea and that deadBro guy.

That welsh woman has pissed me off tonight. Some "full time carer"! And silly panic attack. As well as singing really badly and needing to grow a fringe

Don't hold back, Davros

Moi?!

Been working shifts this weekend so only just caught up.....

Have they named the boy band yet? DP and I were halfheartedly referring to them as "Those 8 Cunts" and it stuck, so I went to submit it on the website only to discover they didn't want an 8 in their name - so have suggested Octocunts

And WHY did they suddenly change Blonde ElectrIC to Blonde ElectrA?

I like Andrea and Paul, glad they got through!

The navy bloke sounds like a BeeGee. Only more nasal and squeaky.

I quite like Fleur and am jealous of her abs.

I have forgiven the van man for murdering Wild Horses as he's been quite good since!

Eleanor - it MUST be Octocunts. Oh pleaseohpleaseohplease

I don't want Welsh woman to go through, the whole "I've never sung in front of my family" act a few weeks ago was nonsense, no mention of her gigs and shows (unlike BigHair or HeyNow). They keep playing on her single mum status which is beginning to grate on me as a single mum... And NavyMan who seems to have forgotten that he was Rebecca Ferguson's support act on her tour and has released a single, and is instead going with story that he just sings in his bedroom while nursing his injury. That said its just a show so good luck to them all!!

^^ agreed.
Helen (is it?) I'd getting on my nerves.
The overs were underwhelming last night, overall.

...'is' not 'I'd'...

Anyone know what the girls are singing tonight?

I had to stop watching last night because my head got really bad and I thought I would puke. I've just caught up, I think I made the right decision!

Fairy- you certainly did

Song List for tonight

CHERYL AND THE GIRLS
LAUREN PLATT
Labrinth – Beneath your Beautiful

KERRIANNE COVELL
Christina Aguilera – Hurt

CHLOE JASMINE
Judy Gardland – Somewhere Over the Rainbow

STEPHANIE NALA
George Michael – Careless Whisper

EMILY MIDDLEMAS
One Direction – Story of My Life

LOLA SAUNDERS
John Legend – All of Me

It feels like a long time since Friday...

So, we were left on a cliff hanger, whilst Simon and Sinitta count their earnings pretend to care which acts they put through. We are really excited about it, aren't we? Can we contain ourselves?

'Beneath your beautiful' should be banned for having a nonsensical

At least it's only on for an hour, and finished by 9pm. Another 9pm start would have done me in

See y'all later- I think we should manage to keep to this thread. We are too gobsmacked by the sheer crapness of it to post, I think

Ooh, Hurt is a BIG song. Remind me which one Kerriane is - is she shoe shop girl or fishmonger girl? Both have great voices iirc.

Loving 'Octocunts' btw. No-one on the name judging panel would know that Octo is Greek for *8 right?

Ooh I like the girls category!

Oops, random * in there

Evening all. I was out last night eating in a swanky restaurant (those of you from the masterchef threads would have loved it - the tasting menu more than delivered a full house on the bingo card ).

I'm about to have a skim to see how dire entertaining last night was.

I think the dubbing in of the life support machine "beep, beep, beeeep!" was slightly OTT and unnecessary for a panic attack.

Evening all!

See if I can get through tonight without feeling like I am going to vomit!

Is he somehow obliged to mention the van driving in Croydon at every opportunity?

Good evening!

I can see that a few more songs that I like will be murdered tonight. Evil twunts.

Now, should I drink my cider now and iron later, or iron now and drink later? If I iron now I can't bitch here properly, where as other other way round, ironing after drinking might be a bit silly.

Oh great, we begin with tears. How unexpected.

I like Ben!

Oh, FFS, it's not like he had a lot of competition, is it?

No! Growly is in!