Where is tonights X Factor thread?

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Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

Oh bollocks. I just realised I am about ten mins behind you lot!

Sinitta's cheeks are full of fillers.

Those judges comments were very restrained. Could they possibly be keeping him in for his sob story?

I love her hair. But I don't see her being hugely popular. She's just...nice.

That hair will get her through, Whitney number 2

I think Van Man is the only hope in the Overs. Is he Minge Chin?

I don't think we've had enough backstory on this one, which usually means they get dropped.

0898:

Why do they even bother with this category, when it's clear that they don't like any of them?

Good start, Simon! Now you know how we feel!

I used to have a waist like that.

Now I'm eating rice pudding out of a tin wearing my husband's third-best fleece.

she should go through, just for her amazing bone structure

Fleur's heur is fab but she's a bit of a beur.

Jessie J sings on this, which is enough to put me off.

She's gawwwwwjjj

If she were in Louis' category he would say "you're like a little Janet Jackson"

I'm not wild about the pudenda jeans.

I hate that song.

Best of a bad bunch

hadn't meant to be pedantic, thought that was wot you'd said, proper tickled me

0898- :)

Squoosh

'Now I'm eating rice pudding out of a tin wearing my husband's third-best fleece.'

Ha ha ha ha ha!

She's at least different from the rest of his dull lot.

Why don't they just put the backing singers through?