Where is tonights X Factor thread?

[ThinkIveBeenHacked]

Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

In the navy you can sail the seven seas
in the navy you can put you mind at ease

come on join in

Im not into any of the overs, I bloody love Paul!

he is a dad, he is a husband, he can cry on cue.

He's through

This slipper wearing twat needs to go.

Sinitta looks great in that dress. I would have horrible sweat patches.

Is he taking the piss?!

What? Sing up love.

This pattinson woman is only in because of her brother... Fact!

Enough of the ankle fucking cleavage, people need to buy themselves some full length bloody trousers.

Aaaaaargh!!! He's maaaaaangling it!!!!

ew! unclench, navyboy. he's singing through his molars.

nancy

Christ, this is like pulling teeth.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING? Did he grow out of his trousers or something?

Here he is. One man and his slippers, murdering REM. Michael Stipe would be turning in his grave if he was dead.

Is he constipated?

What's he doing? Why fuck it up now?

Dullsville.

A whole show of Cheryl's girls? I can't remember any of them.

When did this song get warbley melisma bits???

giraffeski "if he were dead"

Diddle Diddle Dumpling

Wtf is one trouser leg shorter than the other really fucking short leg

He's like Joe Cocker before his balls dropped.

Truly truly awful

As an REM fan, can I be the one to pull the trigger? Can I?

Clunty needs to go home.

They are a rubbish bunch, the Overs.