Doctor Who Lesbian/beastility references

[sandra1166]

Sat down last night with my son and daughter to watch the new Doctor Who series.

Was shocked firstly that there is a lesbian couple in the programme who are married. Secondly they are not even both human.

This is way to much for a programme that is watched by a large teenage/children audience.

Lesbian marriage was not not even legal until this year why it needs such a heavy presence in a programme of this nature is totally wrong.

At one point the girl says she loves the lizard, serious beastility references here. As far as I am aware sex between humans and animals is still illegal in the uk. However this girl claims to be married to a lizard of the same sex.

So many things wrong here, I am not anti gay but this has no place on the BBC at any time let alone at prime time and in a show watched by so many under 18 year olds.

Very upset at why a show we all used to watch and love as kids think it needs to go down this road.

Oh for the love of fuck OP.

I took my kids to see it (4,6,9) and they think it's ace. By the time they're adults they will learn that 1.) gay is no big deal and 2.) they can tell the difference between real life and made up stuff.

Well you know what? I find Vastra really sexy, so god only know what the hell that makes men but, hey as a child I also fancied Aramis from Dogtanian and the Three Muskahounds. Oh and Manimal.

You need to, as they say in France, "get le fucking grip"

"Gawping budding brains" brilliant quite!

"God only knows what the hell that makes men"?! "Men" was supposed to be "me". That makes me sound like a sex addict come to me SEXY PETER

Doctor Who isn't human and I've seen way too many kisses for my liking over the last few years, with, - HUMANS. By your reckoning, that's bestiality.

Oi, hotpink, there is a queue.

Also perhaps a bucket of hot soapy water to wash away that filthy non-humanness.

Ahh ....

Shops are open, sure you can buy a grip somewhere, even on a Sunday.

Captain jack was panwhat now?

I aim to help, beer, as ever.

"Captain jack was panwhat now?"

Any sex, and species, any orientation. And after the handgun up his butt, possibly anything whatsoever.

Oh ok forgot what a trollop he was

Oh dear! It's too late to complain now your children have already seen this filth.

They will definitely, definitely be gay, lizard lovers. Good job your not anti gay! You didn't say how you felt about lizards though?

you're

OMG, my ds wants a pet lizard, now I know why. I'll get him into therapy as soon as possible, he's on the turn!!

This...
"Anyway, the problem with bestiality on Earth is surely the lack of ability of the animals to give consent. If the lizard is sentient, intelligent and able to communicate its needs and preferences that's an entirely different kettle of lizards."

And at "can they have babies, umm no they're both girls"

write out 100 times - BESTIALITY - and go to the bottom of the class

Hands up who remembers this:

Aww baby v twin

Oh the things I could do with a hot soapy Peter......

Ahem, purely educational obviously.

And I for one welcome our new sexy lizard overlords*.

*overladies? Discuss.

Sexy overlizards. Of course.

I like Vastra and Jenny. They make a lovely couple.

Sexy overlizards. Fucking humans since 1983.