Big Brother - Thread 3 - Is Kim human?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Welcome to thread three - so many questions:

• Will we grow to like any of them?
• Why is Ash so handsome but such a dick?
• Will Winston tell Danielle she looks like the Joker?
• Will Steven realise he will never have a conversation with Robo-Kim?
• Why wasn't Ash evicted???

He's far too wrapped up in how fantastic he is to pick up on Kimberly's disinterest . In his head Kimberly has won the lottery (with extra cream and 2 cherries on top ) by getting with him !

Marlon won't go if last week is anything to go by.

Convinced Steven has eyeliner tattooed on.

there was a lot of "get ashleigh out" but I'm still voting marlon to go, never one to follow the herd!

I hope Marlon goes too.

Is there a reason to protect Marlon ? He's a bit , well meh isn't he ?

I don't like the way he talks to / about women. he hasn't really blossomed in there, he comes across as bland and dull, with an over inflated ego.

I just hope 'slut buckets' hasn't been forgotten .
bland and dull yes - so hopefully they won't bother trying to edit him as Mr nice guy against Ashleigh's evil Rapunzel .

part of

I think it's crap when they learn stuff from the outside world, whether it be that warning from Steven's mum, shouting over the wall, how the crowd reacts to their name on eviction nights or whatever, it alters how they behave in the house.

*tries desperately not to give shit

Marlon comes across as a vain, lazy misogynistic oaf. I'd have nominated him.
And Christopher- just because he makes me cringe with some of the awkward things he comes out with. He's a small-time geek, who's desperate to be liked by everyone.

I really hope Ashleigh stays in!! Marlon out!

I'm really starting to hate Kimberly. She just has nothing about her.

Missed yesterday's - was so tired I just couldn't stay awake. Have I missed anything vital?

I'm just watching Danielle on the catch up ....cringe

Does Danielle seriously not realise that Winston's weird poem was part of a task an didn't really represent his true feelings?

Can you imagine an AIBU thread started by Steven or Kim on their 'relationship'?

"Aibu to plan our wedding after 3 weeks, even though we're not actually engaged and she cringes whenever I go near her? Oh and so I don't drip feed, I think she's seeing someone else and I'm planning on Westminster Abbey. ?"

"Aibu to hope this guy takes the hint without me saying anything to him? I have allowed him to kiss me but didn't kiss him back or even had a conversation with him but he's apparently booking St Paul's for our wedding. I've been seeing someone else for 3 years but I haven't told him that either. "

Drip feed- "and I think he wears eyeliner."

Haha loving the BB AIBUs.

I'm sure they said Steven had had liposuction. It was on the opening night it was said.

Didn't realise he'd had lipo! I know he said he used to be a bit of a porker.

here we go.... mean Helen is back. Picking on Christopher because he didn't 'pick' her (even although she didn't 'pick' him to be saved a couple of days before). She really is just full of her own importance.

Would be quite happy for either Marlon, Ash, Steven or Kim to leave this week. Helen would be better but unfortunately doesn't look like that's going to happen.

Steven needs to go to save himself from being completely humiliated.

Wow, I bet Kimberley simply can't WAIT to visit the salon every Saturday with Steven and his whole family.

Danielle's eating with her mouth open. She obviously hasn't been to a very good finishing school!

Looks like it's going to be Chris, Steven and Ashleigh up. Let's get Steven out!

Danielle really thinks a lot of herself.