Big Brother - Thread 3 - Is Kim human?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Welcome to thread three - so many questions:

• Will we grow to like any of them?
• Why is Ash so handsome but such a dick?
• Will Winston tell Danielle she looks like the Joker?
• Will Steven realise he will never have a conversation with Robo-Kim?
• Why wasn't Ash evicted???

I am traumatised by the Stemberly relationship, it's vile and I spend my time with my hands over my mouth shouting at the screen.

Why does he not realise the nation is watching his terrible attempts of intercourse? How can he possibly be taken seriously in a professional setting again? Why is she letting him knob her so amateurishly?

Me and DP are meant to be TTC this weekend and it's like all my sexual appetite has left the building. I feel repulsed at the very notion of sex after seeing their sad little porno. I'm hoping by tomorrow I'll feel more recovered. I bet Ash and Helen would have some decent sex, wish they were giving us a few pointers instead.

Why have I just got a text from my ex going on on and on about the burping fanjo? Surely what is coming out of his mouth is far more questionable?

canyoutellwhyIendedit?

Danielle looks like the joker. On the Steven issue I am stunned at the idiots on bit on the side especially ex housemate Matthew who is blaming Kim and referring to Steven as 'poor Steven'.

Oh gosh I thought the other couple were going to be Helen and Ash, not Mark & Christopher!

Meant to say AnneEythMeyer I was wetting myself at your comment regarding the family eyebrow shaping tomoz.

Oh the angst Steven will go through this week............."but why was I being booed" let's go to a corner Kimberley and you can tell me how much you love me whilst I analyse the shit out of the boos ;(;(

Ooh I thought it was going for be Helen and Ash too. Christopher and Mark?? I didn't see that one coming at all!

Steven gives me the creeps. He's so abusive to kim. Saying 'do you feel better now?' After she told him.shed cut the photos. And then the 'I'm. Not finished yet' after his disgusting quickie! Kim looked horrified that there was more.

Urghhhhhhhhhhhh.

Get him out. Glad jale went.

His poor mum at the family eye-brow shaping tomorrow. There won't be any polite chit-chat in the salon.

Crikey that was the stuff of nightmares tonight wasn't it? I was shouting at the telly during the needy tell me how much you love me, I'll never leave you because I'll lock you in my cellar and that was before "it" happened. Yuck. I couldn't believe it when he was saying yesterday that no one would be able to see anything just hear. Have these people not seen big brother before? Did he not notice the night cameras in previous series?

What do we think of the rumours that Fingerly's boyfriend is going in? On one hand it might be good as Semen would hopefully walk so we wouldn't have to see his piss poor attempts at shagging anymore. On the other hand it will probably be too much and too explosive. Getting him in for a couple of hours for a task would be good though!

Danielle

Mrs Doyle

OMG yes Maverick I keep wracking my brains where I've seen her before!!! Yes yes father Ted!!!!!!!!

Ah g'wan, g'wan, g'wan!

I have no words after tonight. Wtf was that?

Even the warning of ' intense sexual intercourse' was wtf?
Although whilst I'm on the subject, I'd hardly call 20 seconds of missionary 'intense'.

Eurgh!

I'll have that cup of tea now Danielle Mrs Doyle, I think I need it.

OMG was that the actual warning? [vomit] So am I right in thinking that Jale was eviceted? I've just got in and Ive officially stopped watching but I still need to know what is happening!

Steven is like tom hanks in the film Big, a child in a man's body, weirdo. can't believe kim gives him the time of day, let alone anything else. it looked like dry humping to me anyway, yuck.

Bleeeeeer!

Catching up on last nights BB, haven't got to the dreaded sex scene, but Steven's behaviour is horrible. He is so controlling. It's really uncomfortable viewing!

Yes yes yes to Danielle = Mrs Doyle. Haha, I've been trying to work out who she reminds me of all series and it's def Mrs Doyle.

I'm assuming that was edited down to the few minutes we saw because if not he is a crap shag as well as an abuser!!!!
The warning should have been 'this show contains scenes of emotional abuse'. That was far more disturbing than the quickie at the end!!!

It looked pretty much like continuous footage to me - crap shag.

Im genuinely disturbed by how controlling he has got,so fast. She knew ripping up the pics wasn't right as she started to put up an argument. He also knew it was controlling as he needed to get Helen to back him up.

Im actually finding this relationship far more difficult to watch develop then last years drunken verbal abuse that everyone was outraged by. God I can't even remember their names ? The Irish girl and the good looking black guy ?

As a pp said how on earth does he expect to be taken seriously outside now ? He comes across as creep, controlling, needy and incredibly calculating.
Have you noticed how he doesn't actually listen when anyone talks he just talks over them even kimbot !!

When he says "I think Ive dealt with this very well"
I hear "you're lucky I didn't thump you!"
Or is that just me projecting???

to what he says about a minute into the clip

stila, which bit? it's all dreadful! he was almost telling her to say he's not controlling.