Big Brother - Thread 3 - Is Kim human?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Welcome to thread three - so many questions:

• Will we grow to like any of them?
• Why is Ash so handsome but such a dick?
• Will Winston tell Danielle she looks like the Joker?
• Will Steven realise he will never have a conversation with Robo-Kim?
• Why wasn't Ash evicted???

Fingerly . I would be mortified if that was my nickname!!

Kurri - I think Ashleigh is a cross between Daryl Hannah in Splash, Rapunzel and a really really moody person.

Absolutely love the Fingerly nickname!

First time on this thread this series - hello! Steven is such a self adoring prat he doesn't see that she isn't reciprocating any affection at all. The bedroom scene made me heave. Mark annoys me, pretends to be friends with everyone but loves whispering and gossiping in corners. I'd like Marlon out on Friday but think it will be Ashleigh.

I have one and a half episodes to catch up on before tonight's. Already cringing at the mere thought of "open it."

Urgh!

But Fox Mark loves the booonnneeeesssss of everyone.

waves at foxsticks

Thanks for that sinister I thought I had eradicated that particular memory. Now my mind is involuntarily reliving Lee Ryan thrusting in pvc hot pants

[tea] for me sadly forks I'm 27 weeks pregnant. Wine would definitely have helped a lot with the cringe galore moments this year

He might love the boonnnneeeeesssss of them but only when dissecting them! He seems very two faced to me. I think Jale is my favourite at the moment as she seems the most normal!

even!

Sinister and Fox - I need you to send supplies of brain bleach urgently. How could you mention those nightmarish visions again???

Well that was embarrassing...just caught up with last nights episode - watching with DSD!

That was vile - surely all the other housemates could hear? I watch with subtitles 'heavy breathing and moaning' urgh. Open it?!

Brain bleach needed here too please after the Lionel and Lee Ryan reminiscing!

Here we go!

Fingerly is crapping herself!

I haven't heard Fingerly speak this much since she went in. It was only just now I realised I didn't know what her voice sounded like before tonight.

Football still on here so will have to wait a while to catch up - grossed out (& loving!) the Fingerley nickname

Evening

Ewwwww on so many levels.

I get it now, it was a duty fingering - to assuage any doubts.

I also get "open it" ... it was in reference to the advert "Open up the world of granola" - product placement at it's very best

Totally fake crying from Danielle.

The dog is desperately trying to escape from her.

Helen eats really badly. She shoves it in her mouth with no grace at all.

I thought watching Danielle with her dog was sweet. He looked so pleased to see her.

Kimbot is back.

Did you not see him jumping away and her grabbing him back and hanging on for dear life? Repeatedly?

God, can you IMAGINE having to spend any time with Steven and Fingerly as a couple? They are so boring, he just chunters on and on and on and she has the most monotone voice ever.
Having said that he is driving me NUTS with his constant questioning, I almost feel sorry for Fingerly.

He's ruddy awful. But her voice is so whiny, too!

Also, do they not have normal drinking glasses in the house? I keep seeing them drinking out of massive jugs