Bye bye clay. Hello grass.

[JuanPotatoTwo]

New thread for next part of the season .

You know a worryingly large amount about tortoises's penises three. Or should that be "penii"?

Break back break back break back

juan I did not want to know these things - I was told them and covering my ears going 'la, la, la, I'm not listening....' But some of it sank in.... Its the stuff of nightmares....
The same tortoise owner told me that male ducks rape female ducks, as in gang rape and female ducks are programmed to not get pregnant via a rape - now I hear, 'Lets go feed the ducks!' And I'm like - 'Noooooo - the utter bastards....'

Cor blimey - this is quite good :)

Yay. Mama - give Ds1 a big hug from me!!

Crap
Vamos !

I will Juan he is doing a little dance right now!

Crap crappity crap.

Vamos- it's 5 sets remember!

Juan tortoise is also apparently over 50 years old!!! I am sure he will see me and DH off and possibly the children too, but then again what a life - sleep for 6 months and wake up for the summer, stuff your face for 6 months and nap in the sun, then back to sleep for 6 months no wonder they live to a ripe old age

Ooh no Rafa

Aaarggh!

Vamos, Rafa.

Do you remember last year when those protectors set off flares and rushed the court?

Yes I remember that Juan, they hung a banner up really high on the stand as well as far as I recall, can't remember what they were protesting about though. I seem to remember security upending the one that rushed the court, and another guard protecting Rafa, was all very dramatic and unexpected.

Ooh I'm not liking this , c'mon Rafa.

This isn't looking great suddenly....

Vamos I don't think i can watch.

I've just switched over, and 'Beaches' was on.

I can't watch that either

Shall I try going to the shop again? That seemed to work the other week.

Rafa- so it did!

Vamos!

I don't me you, vamos, by the way, Rafa

Hurrah!

The RG website was a bit ahead of itself with this scoreline though.

Vamos- don't blow it!

Ok break slightly better
Vamos!

Nooo!!!

Right- Rafa- it's time for me to shout is it? Don't be a Limon!!

VAMOS

Nick talks such a load of shite

Right, Limon VAMOS!