Bye bye clay. Hello grass.

[JuanPotatoTwo]

New thread for next part of the season .

Aww, i wonder if Potato is watching?

You should get a guinea pig Raahh

Vamos Rafa

There's not a hint of Limon out there, they've taken our advice re the curse.

Three, I swear he is the fastest tortoise you have ever seen, my children have nicknamed him Usain

Thanks for the explanation Juan

Tortoises - yesterday ours ate 1 large iceberg lettuce, some red cabbage, cucumber, tomato, 1 peach and a handful of cherries, I did slightly begrudge the cherries

Go on raahh

My mate has a tortoise with the biggest penis I have seen ever in my entire life - He wholloped it out the other day and I was like this faint...!

'they still like a good puff over here'

saying nothing....

I bet he is watching (if they're showing it over there) feeling really fed up.

Blimey emotion, does he eat like that every day?

tortoise penises!!

I probably will end up with a piggie. I will need 2. I will call them Rafael and ... something else

Sharapova is probably a good name for a squeaky piggie.

Shut up Nick.

Nick is driving me nuts.

it was well out!

Chester is lovely, three. We have two dogs (had three until recently ), two cats, two ferrets and lots of fish.

I also feel very sad when Wimbledon is over. I don't know what to do with myself for the next couple of days.

Mauresmo to coach Murray! I'd heard the rumours, but didn't think anything would come of it. I gather from Eurosport the arrangement is initially for the grass court season to see how they work together. I've always liked Mauresmo, she strikes me as a no-nonsense sort of woman who says it like it is, and she's a bit quirky, which Murray will like. She was a very, very good grass court player with an attacking style.

I agree about the timing of the announcement - it could have waited until tomorrow.

Whoever wins the final today will be world number one tomorrow.

Vamos, Rafa!

at Usain the tortoise.

Juan at this time of year yes he does he eases off at the end of August and then stops completely end September/early October. He is large and speedy and has excellent hearing, he can hear a cherry start to drop from a tree and he is over there as it touches down on the ground!

Djok's eyeballing causes me worry sometimes :)

it's all very close so far....

Well I never realised that a) tortoises ate so much, and b) were fast. See, be a tennis fan and you learn all sorts :)

three I often think that Djok needs to get better fitting lenses. Or more comfy ones. Or something. Not glasses.

I thought it was sweat getting into his eyes so he was stretching them to get it out :)

noooo- *Vamos!

Oh well it could be that too :) He does wear lenses though.

Tortoises pull their penis out when they are under threat, apparently - don't go near a tortoise' lettuce - it'll get ya!

Oh crap

You are prob right juan I come up with all manner of ridiculous reasons for things happening... I do not know how many times I go like this when Nadal is playing - 'Ah, another wedgie, he needs to stop wearing G-strings :)