Anyone not arguing about where shagging belongs fancy a spot of Cowell shaming? It's time for BGT, exactly the same shit, but different sob stories

[HoneyDragon]

It's time for our weekly dose of street dancing and boy bands. Oh hooray hooray.

Hurrah!!

There appears to be football on my tellybox though.

Late start, some cup final or other I suspect

Shall i just start tutting anyway? We know what's coming.....

Yes, since they are still waffling on in their suits in their box we could probably discuss the entire show before it starts.

Really annoyed about the footy overrun though. We usually watch BGT with DS and have had to send them to bed most unhappy. TUT.

We had a "you blew me away" boy band last week, so this week it will be a girl band blowing Simon.

Aleesha will think they look amazing and Amanda will say something about Simon signing them.

Last weeks amazing solo singer was female so this week will be a bloke. Who should be on X Factor.

Some small children in a dance troupe will go through. They will be chesire cat smile and overly made up.

Once again Walliams will be the only talent seen on the show.

Ds doesn't watch it. Dd is sat on the sofa with popcorn

Mandy will give an act her hands out the front clap for sure. like 'here is my clap'.

Oh yes, we all know Mandy's clap. Do you think she got it off Les, or Neil Morrisy?

SC probably.

First act-singer? Place your bets....

Oh no.

Interesting, stubbly Cowell is less orange.

Can't look.....

Cowell looks more human!

Hi Lottie

Does this one think he's Lee Evans?

WTF

This guy is trying to be Norman Wisdom!

BUZZZZZZZ!!!! Next!

Lee Evans pumping and deflating still makes me giggle

Sorry, didn't make me chuckle one bit.

That was pants. DH is all cross and asking why everyone was laughing.

It's a no from the Sparkling household.

Love the colour of his suit though. I wish men dressed all dapper in coloured suits

No singing yet though.

Har Har, I knew the football was running over, just a shame the Goiners won. Stupid TiVo doesn't adjust your recordings under these circs but luckily we are ready to watch live.

Loved Ricky!