Anyone not arguing about where shagging belongs fancy a spot of Cowell shaming? It's time for BGT, exactly the same shit, but different sob stories

[HoneyDragon]

It's time for our weekly dose of street dancing and boy bands. Oh hooray hooray.

He can't sing for toffee.
He needs to stick to song writing

Dd is 4, she's still doing the Prawn Dance.

Crap!

Thong and helmet, hmmmn.

the was for the act BTW

What is this cobblers now?

im sure I seen thong guy sunbathing in our local park today!

DH says he thinks Thong and Helmet=stripper.

Jellymum, are half naked gladiators in pleather a common occurrence round your way?

It's a puppet!!

Are puppets the new street dance?

This one's cute.

I quite like this

It's cool

I laughed a bit.

loved puppet man. and honey seriously there was a msn in a red thong! worse I couldnt avert my eyes. I was sad I didnt have my phone to take a pic lol

*man

Eeeeeeeeeew. I don't like your park.

It's been a funny day Sparkers.

It's getting weirder.

Isn't this meant to be for her majesty?

Mm. Don't think HM wants to see this.

Normally hate PDing but this is quite good!!

Well she's better than me at it Lottie.

haha!

Nice to see the female judges commenting on her size

ooh a frizzy haired dance troupe....