Anyone not arguing about where shagging belongs fancy a spot of Cowell shaming? It's time for BGT, exactly the same shit, but different sob stories

[HoneyDragon]

It's time for our weekly dose of street dancing and boy bands. Oh hooray hooray.

Small mercies Sparkers, small mercies.

I think Lotties right. Simon looks much more appealing when he's not shiny.

Is it eurovision again?

Take that Conchita.... HA!

I never met my father in law sadly but until the day he died he couldnt be persuaded that Hinge and Bracket were men in drag. He was convinced they were women. Heaven knows what he would have thought of this!!!

Do the prawn? Let's not.

I used to love H&B.

It is Eurovision!

It's last this week

Simon will be having a baby himself seeing what the other three are putting through!

A singer. Wand Erection's songwriter? Eh? What? He's no Gary barlow is he?

X Factor------>

hmmm, not the best.

Told you it wold be a bloke this week

he really can't sing.

This one is a bit meh............

Stick to writing pal.

He needs to give that song to Paulo Nutini and he'll be MINTED.

If he wrote those songs I wonder how much he is earning from them?

He reminded me of Joe Absolom from Doc Martin.

aww dd loves him! and wants him to win (but she is only 4 and gets very sad even when the really rubbish ones are told no)