Roll up Roll up its Beitains Got Street Dance, place hour bets for this weeks sob story in the last 15 minutes

[HoneyDragon]

I'm voting supermarket worker, with a lovely nana

Never type a title whilst child wrangling

Fin flapping lady was weird

I loved the Irish dancing.

Yep. I was properly pleasantly surprised when they went all funky

Loved the dancing! Even ds1 (aged 14, everything the whole world is rubbish.....) thought it was great!!! Praise indeed!

She better be good after all this waffle

At least you get a hug off Ant and Dec

Yet they're quite happy to put an act through like a budgie that can fart the alphabet.

Wow! Beautiful voice from this guy.

There's going to be a budgie that farts the alphabet?! Wicked

Unexpected!

He's lovely isn't he....West End for him

I'm such a wuss. I'm crying at this.

That's what I just said to ds1 - we will see him in Wicked or the like, at some point!

No more bloomin' singers. Oh no Mandy's blubbing.

Sparkers you have a heart of stone

Also has a heart of stone!!!

I loved that young man. That song always tightens my throat though, I'd probably get tearful if Brian Blessed sang it.

Singers need to go on X Factor/The Vice/You could be Joseph/whatever.

AH winds me up with her horizontal 'you can have my clap' clapping.

I like grumpy Simon

I like grumpy Sparkers too

Eugh street dance

But a singer can be a great singer but not have the X Factor/not be main stream. Singers like Paul Potts wouldn't manage all the different themed weeks on X factor when they're so specialised.

Her maj does not want to see this.....

Boooooooring