Roll up Roll up its Beitains Got Street Dance, place hour bets for this weeks sob story in the last 15 minutes

[HoneyDragon]

I'm voting supermarket worker, with a lovely nana

Neil you'd better start training one ready for next year we expect you to deliver the goods

I would love that neil. Original.

Did somebody say SINGING?

I mentioned that the 14 year old appears to have a meringue on his head.... ds1 just rolled his eyes and said "that's the fashion nowadays!"

He's not singing. His hair's going to sing.

You wouldn't get away with that hair at DS1's school.

Dear gawd

He's wearing them boy Jeggings too

Did he let his ex friend cut his hair?

As soon as he said MK I realised why he was getting away with an ear plug

I used to make up songs like this when I was a young 'un.

Never the same tune twice

If I close my eyes, this could be a farting budgie.

I'm off to look in the kitchen for nibbles....

There was soap?

Tracey chapman

I shouldn't really pass comment on hair, as mine is partly Cadburys purple at the moment

14 year old boys shouldn't be singing deep meaningful songs about lurve!

I do not like boy Jeggings an entire generation will be rendered infertile due squished testicles

Think I didn't listen to the words properly

It's true

Sparkers is Simon. She disappeared to the kitchen at the same time as Simon disappeared to have a baby.

Meh

mentioned that the 14 year old appears to have a meringue on his head.... ds1 just rolled his eyes and said "that's the fashion nowadays!"

dd said most of the boys in her year have THAT hair tbh it looks like they have had a shampoo and set we fast forwarded him song writing teen with a crying mum there is one every year , nothing can beat Ronan park though I know he was a young lad but he creeped me out