Roll up Roll up its Beitains Got Street Dance, place hour bets for this weeks sob story in the last 15 minutes

[HoneyDragon]

I'm voting supermarket worker, with a lovely nana

If the next act is a singer or a dance troupe I am going to combust.

You realise I'm going to trot that out EVERY time you get grumpy on a thread for ever more now

hmmmmmm thespians!

I'm Getting the forebodings...

Me grumpy on a thread. Never!!

WTF is this act?

Sparkers

Going to be crap.

Here we go

I have my cushion to hide behind. Tell me when it's over.

I'm not feeling the love yet!

Jesus wept.

Holy fuck it's like suffering year 2 drama class all over again

My bum won't unclench.

At least they're not singing sparkling

Shatners, best description ever of the horror

Oh. That was, er, strange !

Shexy dancing. Let's hope none of them does the ironic robot.

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Why are they all ovating them?

"Hey guys I have a great idea! If we do this>>> it'll look like I have a really long arm!"

Oh look a totally not contrived pre rehearsed run down the stairs

Sparklingbrook - Are you dissing all these acts because you're waiting for the farting budgie? I was only using that as a for instance!!!
It's not making an appearance. Honestly.

we're not getting a farting budgie?

Why Cowell why? Why not flatulent birds?

Huh? No farting budgie?

I'm behind you all and I was waiting in hot anticipation for the budgieeeeeeeeeee