The Jump

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Anyone?!

He did well as he's never skiied before.

Who the fuck is Henry Conway anyway?

Mahiki dude.

Which autocorrect just tried to change to Mankini

Apparently son of MP Derek Conway

Love that Guardian article.

If I'm the 2nd Cousin of someone famous does that qualify me to go on a celebrity reality tv show?

I think the 5 bloke might be the one doing the suicide jump tonight

Ohhhhh. Richie 5ive is in trouble.

You know the bad guy in Zoolander.

Anthea is pissing me off already. She hasn't even said one word

Anthea just has that presence. Smug.

This must be costing a bomb. Can't imagine C4 recouping their costs on this show.

it's a bit boring isn't it?

Why Steve Why????

YY Steve you don't need to do this!

It is typical of any reality tv live shows I've ever seen in the false bonhomie "aren't we all having a fab time?" way.

Their ski gear is all rather odd (not talking about the racing suits).

Davina is just too over the top. I forgot just how irritating it is.

Bloody anthea. Trying to listen to Steve and all I can see is Anthea simpering at the camera behind him.

Yawn.

I quite like NC

I don't like those trousers. On any of them.

Ok, I see now they are wearing jump gear rather than normal ski gear.

You don't like the trousers?

Have you SEEN the tops?!

Those troosers are well weird. Roomy for jumping then?