Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Oh dappy is so cute. He is such a sweetheart.

Redtooth told you I was out the loop but yes it is very sad. Nobody should be told how to achieve orgasm by a Nolan though. Wrong, wrong and wrong again. On so many levels!

I don't like him.

Oh god I've got that bloody Lord Lionel song going though my head now!

I think Jim will win.

Luisa is so stupid though. Why does she have to comment on everything?

Who does the housework? They'll get mice.

I think Ollie is going to win, especially if he starts to get more air time as the others begin to go.

It is like Jim and Luisa are competing in a "who is the shittiest housemate" event.

I have a fairly major admission to make: I don't hate Louisa.

Lee and Jim of course, Dappy somewhat but that's it as far as hate is concerned.

I feel quite liberated saying that.

Why was Jim collapsed in a heap by the door anyway?!

He wasn't collapsed by the door. He lay down by the door as the door was locked so he couldn't get out to escape the others and their noise.

Yama are you deaf? (Major apologies if you are - it is just she has a whiny grating voice and talks bollocks).

Lottie - you've got me started - 'Lord Lionel, Lord Lionel Blai-er, Lord Lionel Blai-er ...'

I bet that Carole is going to have loads to say about Liz tonight.

Me to DH: Are you reading Mumsnet?!!!

DH to me: Grumble grumble.... Well you aren't reading the Big Brother thread much tonight... grumble grumble.

Hi Dear!!!

Here just to comment as per that I loathe Louisa. She is so revolting.

No, not deaf. Well, maybe a wee bit. I've also missed a few episodes and sometimes turn it down if they are shrieking.

Hello Reds DH !

Revolting is being kind to her, Chipstick.

Hello Mr Red!

I do like Rylan.

Hello Mr Red. Are you more liberated then my dh?

Lionel came out last night!!!!

This has actually been a quiet night on the thread - only 200 posts! We are positively reticent this evening!

Classic line from Ian there about Lee being full of bollocks.

Oh I see thanks Anne

Wish they would stop saying Lionel Blair its making me sing it even more!