Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Bloody children, thorn!

I am annoyed they have a pub.

Oh Lord, will everyone just fucking eat!!

Dappy you aren't alf stupid

@ Ollie 'is kennel a name?!'

Ugh the Martyrdom of Jim....

FFS so now the ones in the kennels are eating should they refuse because Jim isn't.
What a twat Jim is.

I doubt he'd have quite the same amount of sympathy if it was say Linda who'd been sent to somewhere with no food

Oh two-faced Jim has decided to eat now? Hope they are watching.

Oh Linda,ffs find something else to do and talk about apart from 'look at what a twat Jim is'

Yes, moaning and bitter, that is how she comes across.

Smirking nasty Luisa.

Luisa summed that up perfectly then. It's the exact reason why Linda will be booted out as soon as she's put up, and why Jim will make the final.

Over £100.

3 figures....wot a Barry Bargain

Oh, Jim, I don't believe you.

I was so right about Casey. Pissed and crying about a rubbish bloke in about 5 mins...

three figures for legals - you jammy bugger

Linda doesn't believe a word of it.

I'm sure it's the booze that makes all the arguments. The other big brothers didn't have every night drinking did they, sure it was on shopping days or completing tasks...

you're talking out of your arse Jim

I was so right about Casey. Pissed and crying about a rubbish bloke in about 5 mins...

BB is better with alcohol though, the early years were great when they were allowed to spend virtually all their budget on Tesco Value cider.

Linda is doing herself no favours. She's let her dislike of Jim ruin her whole experience of the house. She does come across angry and bitter I'm afraid, she should have learned to just ignore as she's only managed to make Jim look reasonable.

Yes, Lady, she comes across as obsessive and bitter and he comes across as Mr Reasonable.

I remember the jade goody year when they bought black tower wine all the time. I was 20 and simp reasonable and started drinking it myself. Came in from The club one night, watching the live feed and answered kate lawler on the tv. Realised it was time to put the black tower down and take myself to bed...

I think if she really wanted to get at him she should have pretended she was his best friend. That would have screwed with his head!