Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Have paused in my marching to vote for Liz, twice.

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I wish Luisa and Linda were up. I'd like it better if it was a double eviction with only the two of them up

Did you see Linda's face when Jim and Luisa were arguing, she looked like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Lee & Casey making me feel queasy - again! Jim & Liz both gave valid reasons for voting for Sam and yet all the housemates are ignoring this and saying 'tactical'! Sam brings nothing to the house, closely followed by Ollie. They seem nice enough but dullsville! Liz mock 'meltdown' in the bath was genius! Loving Liz right now - seems mentally stronger than a lot of the others #irony!

Sam hasn't been playing a clever game.

She's been seen little cos she's terminally dull...

I've just voted liz and I haven't voted since I voted for my crush science.

Team liz and Im really surprised about this.

Oh narrate for us allthesongs pleeaaase - even if it means you have to converse with yourself (no shame in that, i do it all the time )

Calma - really good point about Liz mentioning missing her animals but the others not mentioning their children.

I know that in years to come we will all be here saying "remember when Liz pretended to be suicidal in the bath? That was brilliant!".

Will try to stay up but it is nearly two hours! They are taking the piss!

Right, the animal lovers vote + the Mumsnet vote and I think we could ruddy well save Liz you know.

I really liked Luisa tonight. She was funny.

Liz was fantastic in the bath. She's so funny. When she just said 'yeah I do bring other people down'. Every time I think about all the things she was saying, I start laughing.

May possibly have voted twice.

Once for Liz.

And once for (forgive me) Jim.

Well. It is an entertainment show?

Though should probably ask myself why watching people fall apart entertains me...

I think a vote for Jim is wasted as he seems to have masses of fans. Vote again for Liz. Go on, you know you want to.

What has happened to Sam's face?

Thanks Anne. Have come upstairs 'to bed' as dh was wittering on about waste of money

I missed the last 10 minutes. Did something happen with lee and Casey?

Keep pressing redial, Nerf!

Tortillas - they were "spooning" in bed.

They were cuddling up on the bed Tortilla.

How much do calls cost Anne?Trying to work out my "save Liz " budget.

Thanks. She needs to get away from him. I hope she has some friends to give her a good talking to when she gets out. She's a really sweet girl and he's just not someone to get involved with.

I think Sam has come on cbb to get more work (crappy magazine columns etc) also on towie she was portrayed as quite nasty to her ex boyfriend Joey and I guess she's hoping to change public perception,it worked for the other towie baddies Mario and mark wright and everybody loved Joey in celebrity jungle

I am sooo skint at the moment but maybe I could take a packed lunch to work tomorrow and vote for Liz with the money I save.

I hate Liz. Voice and face of a hag.

I don't know how much voting costs, Shelly, but it can't be much, can it? And it is worth it.

I'll try and find out...

I'm sure she speaks highly of you too, Fun.

But she was so funny tonight, Bunster. I don't think I've ever had a better laugh out of Big Brother.

Voting for Liz, if dull Sam stays over her it will be a shame!

Love Liz. She looks very pretty when she smiles.