Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

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Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Jim looked rather orange last night....now just red....must be my tv.

Ongoing Liz is holarious

She deserves to get everyone's votes after that performance!

I love you Liz jones

Dirty bastard!

She has left it late. But is flowering. Go Jiz Loans..

She's fantastic in this!

I may vote for Liz after that

They didn't do the choreography right for the roast dinner, hmmm Jim?

Why doesn't Jim cook it, grumpy bastard..

I don't believe Jim has ANY experience in cooking- isn't that a woman's job?!

Liz was bloody hysterical, brilliant, I was almost crying.

Why is Jim not helping if they are doing it wrong? Rather than just standing there making snide remarks

I just nearly wet myself laughing at Liz. She was very good then!

That is the best bit of BB so far. Liz was brilliant.

Liz was great! Jim is a complete arsehole.

In all fairness to Jim- he enjoys cooking and has done plenty. In a macho chef sort of way perhaps, but he has..

Oh! Showing nominations!

When did Big Brother change the rules so that it wasn't just the top two up?

When it suited them, newest.

There was a big difference inbetween Sam and the other two so why do that? Very unfair

Ouch at publically revealing the reasons.

Oh I'd die if I had to sit through this. So cringeworthy.

Anne
Just find it strange that they picked Sam as well. I'm sure some others got more than 1 nomination (might be wrong though)

Shitty Luisa strikes again: "Well lets just hope that Sam doesn't go due to tactical nominations".

I hope to God Liz stays.