Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Carol sounds like a British marg Simpson.

Oh please stop Lionel.

Can the jas/Lionel gap get any wider on that panel....

Lionel swaps from malicious arsehole, to playing sweet gracious little old man at the drop of a hat, i suspect the first one is correct and the 2nd an act.

She so doesn't care about Lee.

I'm trying to imagine Lionel being my dad and how I would feel

Totally agree Jelly

Jellykat I could not agree more. He has a vindictive streak that he tries to keep hidden but it slips out every now and then.

Oh Lionel gets Cassie's name right tonight.

He's such a bitch. He's more bothered about his image than hers.

I am pleased he has apologised about the Casey thing. Especially as he said the production team has confirmed that what Lee told him wasn't true.

I respect him for that apology though. Just goes to show how much Lee has tried to twist things in there.

At last, some truth out re Casey!

He's not a nice man.

The Production Team told him that Casey said no such thing. Why the fuck couldn't Emma? She's getting right on my tits (channeling Louisa).

Yep, glad he apologised....Jasmine looks desperate to get back over the pond....

He wants to act again,I can just see him in some terrible sit com with canned laughter.

Does Emma know Lee in real life?

When asked if she would see Lee again she answered ..of course, I have to!

Guessing that means if she wasn't contractually obliged, she wouldn't!

Yes friend of her DH

Yes Emma does. So does Rylan.

God yes Libertine, he should play Mirandas grandad, in the unfunny Miranda show, suit him to the ground!

No Ollie. You do not wish to be a bitter old man like Lionel. You are too nice.

Someone needs to set Lionel straight about Luisa now. How the hell can he love her?

Jasmine sitting there tonight had same pose as her LAPD mugshot.

Been reading, but not contributing much, to these threads. I have a question (and can't be arsed trying to look it up) - is this series more popular / talked about etc than others? I ask as normally I don't touch it but am bloody glued to this one

I'm watching it on +1 and CRACKING up at Liz saying "I'd have to turf the lawn and clean out the wheelie bin" and the others thinking it was metaphors!!

I'm going to use that one from now on! "DH, I've turfed the lawn and washed out me wheelie bin"