Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Rhyme Time

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

It's getting colder. Patients tend to spread the love and STDs in this season of goodwill. The Mill and Campus are over run with patients . Everyone needs to pick up the pace...

Rush rush
Home visit

Rush rush
Symptoms explicit

Rush rush
Diagnosis done

Rush rush
Well that was fun

Rush rush
Stroke of luck

Rush rush
WTF?!

So regulars please use the alcohol gel by reception before you sign in. Newbies and lurkers all welcome. Let the madness commence

But they went out together for their first date, is he now only going to want to stay home?

So sad she has no one to comfort her :( don't know what I'd do without a cuddle from my dh or babies or my mum.

I'm loving Gobby acting 18 though. She's such a pita.

Don't worry Anne, it's too cold to get my legs out.

Gobby is a fab actress.

An evening at home with Jimmi. What could be worse? Two evenings at home with Jimmi.

But his cutlery is probably very clean. Jizz can look at her face in a spoon when she is bored of the conversation.

We that episode was boring but cinnamon you bloody made me cry with that last sentence you wrote.

God, I'm a softy sometimes.

Whoops sorry! Just made me feel so sad that they're all outside worrying but shes inside all on her own :(

I was hoping for a doctors miracle at the end where she asked for rob. I wonder how long the story will go on for ?

HoggyTruffle, in 1980s-land, cold legs don't exist, due to LEG WARMERS! Go buy that Rrrrrra-rrrra skirt.

Gobbyplod looks really young in these hospital episodes!

Catching up on today's and my iplayer keeps freezing on Gobby's incredulous face haha, every time!

Jizzi reads almost like Jizl which would be me combined with Jimmi

If that ever happens, leezl we will stage an intervention and save you from yourself. Well, we will probably let Jimmi clean your house first, but then we will be there to drag you back to your senses.

Hair update - I picked up DD an hour and 15 minutes ago and she hasn't noticed yet. DH should be back soon. I'm not expecting him to notice ever.

DH home 20 minutes, not noticed yet.

No way! Is he a refuser of spectacles person? Surely he will notice.

My kids notice when I dye my hair

Oh Anne I got all excited then thinking of Jimmi coming round to clean up

No, he wears contact lenses.

I have just Skyped my parents who noticed immediately, and DH was in the room but playing with DD, so not sure if he heard them. No mention yet.

Leezl I would get excited about Jimmi coming round to clean, to be fair. But I would go out and leave him to it.

My DH never notices haircuts, I haven't had a drastic one for a while apart from getting a fringe cut in.

Jizzi can't last long, surely maternity leave beckons.

Yes Jimmi could clean my house (thinking about it his hair does look like a bog brush), but that is all.

His hair is awful! WHY DO I LOVE HIM?! The moment it dawned on me was that episode when he met that woman in the park who was doing a bucket list and they randomly shagged and then he was upset because she was leaving the country.

You need therapy.

Here is some homework for you:

Look at these

Then look at these

Those are men you should be fancying.

Hell, even look at this

at Annes list
above or below Jimmi

Definitely above Jimmi, Ood.

Incidentally, Ood, have you seen the mini Dr Who episode on iPlayer with Paul McGann? It is brilliant!

Paul McGann is another I would like to see full-time in Doctors. Or any of the McGanns actually.

Yes I've watched it 5 times and been squeeing all afternoon. It's my birthday today and I share it with Paul McGann (cooler reference than sharing with Prince Charles). Though I'm much younger than both