Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Rhyme Time

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

It's getting colder. Patients tend to spread the love and STDs in this season of goodwill. The Mill and Campus are over run with patients . Everyone needs to pick up the pace...

Rush rush
Home visit

Rush rush
Symptoms explicit

Rush rush
Diagnosis done

Rush rush
Well that was fun

Rush rush
Stroke of luck

Rush rush
WTF?!

So regulars please use the alcohol gel by reception before you sign in. Newbies and lurkers all welcome. Let the madness commence

Ahh that makes some sense, which it isn't at all at the moment!

Gobby doesn't need to worry about a head injury, it's her credit card that will suffer if Zara takes her shopping.

Oh dear, disagreements already!

Does Jimmi have to wear rubber gloves to "get intimate"

Mmmmm... yeast such a lovely smell

Glad Gobby's going out shopping. Reckon they'll do it all "Pretty Woman" styleee!

She looks a bit worried about her trip :(

Looks like Zara is going to spend a lot more than Gobby!

Where are they shopping?!?

Poor Gobby

The Bullring, isn't it?

Oh dear. She is crying because she has remembered just how crap 80s fashion was.

And that's me blubbing :(

I just meant where on earth did she find those clothes!

Who is the guy buying the brewery? I recognise him now he's talking!

Oh there are a lot of 80s things in the shops at the minute.

This brewery story is so random!

And dull.

The side stories are all a bit pointless at the moment. I just want to see Gobby.

Can I go out and get a rahrah skirt again!

Jizz can't hold a knife properly. Good job she never became a surgeon.

The side story is awful.

I can't buy Jizzi either. Bad scriptwriters. Give us Hestembe, not this pile of rubbish.

Jizzi very boring too. She looks uncomfortable probably baby kicking

That would be a "no", Hoggy.