Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - Rhyme Time

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

It's getting colder. Patients tend to spread the love and STDs in this season of goodwill. The Mill and Campus are over run with patients . Everyone needs to pick up the pace...

Rush rush
Home visit

Rush rush
Symptoms explicit

Rush rush
Diagnosis done

Rush rush
Well that was fun

Rush rush
Stroke of luck

Rush rush
WTF?!

So regulars please use the alcohol gel by reception before you sign in. Newbies and lurkers all welcome. Let the madness commence

Oh if only Idris would join the cast! I am afraid I would even abandon TBFE for him. I first saw him on The Big C. He is an adonis.

Have just had my hair cut from below boob level to shoulder length. Who wants a sweepstake on when DH will notice? (N.B. For betting tip purposes you should know that he never noticed the last time I had a similar cut about a year ago, and I once had to tell him I had redecorated a room 6 weeks after I did it because I got fed up of waiting for him to notice.)

Oooh they've remembered Al's aunt!

Rob is not doing himself any favours.

Jizzi makes me want to vom.

I always tell dh that I am going to have my haircut AnneEyhtMeyer so that he knows he has to notice when he gets home!

Zara can't be rude back can she?

Anne that sounds drastic. I'll bet £5 he does notice tonight actually.

Greetings fellow WTFers! I have missed my fix due to school hols and work but and ready for today. I would ask what has been going on but that would be pointless

Karen's in for a shock when she sees Maggie...

Is this the first graveyard consultation we have had?

Hello again Hoggy! All you need to know is Gobby thinks she is 18 after an accident.

Al's had a haircut too by the looks of it.

But I think I am about 27 in my head and I haven't the excuse of being in an accident.

Oh my god, Jimmi has been sexting! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Waiting for Al's plan to help Gobby.

YUK!!! This is too much for lunchtime :)

Why is Jizz doing flirty hair twirling to Jimmi?

I was 24 when I met dh and I don't feel any older than then, think I'll stay 24 forever

This is going to be so awkward when they inevitably split up. No one goes out with Jimmi for any length of time. (And who can blame them?)

they are dating Hoggy

They are dating HoggyTruffle

Jizz and Jimmi are now Jizzi, Hoggy.

I'll pass you the sick bucket.

I would go out with Jimmi long enough for him to clean my house from top to bottom

"Face like the grand canyon and did you get those clothes off your granny?"

Oh I love Maggie! She is Gobby2!

WTF is going on with the graveyard bloke?????????

Jizzi, eww.

I reckon the sister has brainwashed him about the electro magnetic thing to keep him away from the family business.