X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

Why no Halloween week? we know all the stagings for all the songs and its always good to see someone murder 'Thriller'

It's very sad that they have skipped Hallowe'en week. Maybe it's because Sharon has nicked all the costumes?

It will all be a Horror show, whatever happens. 'I will survive' as JL ballad? Bring it on!

And they didn't take ONE of my suggestions?
Off to get NN list.

How is Wishing on a Star disco?!

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Sausage Droll or Greggsorcist

Sam Callahan Either I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (ICBINB) or Wrong Direction?

Tamera Foster Ta-MEH-rah

Luke Friend - Mowgli/Crood/Sideshow Bob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall

Kingsland Road The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky or Pob or Wee Barra

Miss Dynamix Preggaz’n’Peng MissDirection

Rough Copy Duff Copy Woof Copy Bun Loving Criminals Snuff Copy Bail Bros Rough Criminals Refused Entry

Oh Raahh we will miss you

AND THOSE SONGS ARE SHIT

The songs are shit Noel, I agree!

They always do Relight My Fire. Always. So tedious.

I suppose we should be grateful for the shitey songs

We wouldn't want them murdering any of our favourite ones would we

No Boney M though....no Baccarat....pah

He's wearing even less now, Maryzed
Whaddya expect Noel? Hmmm? You should know it of old at this stage.

Marks place while trying to imagine Joan doing Disco.

I'm torn between being ridiculously excited don't get out much and dreading to see Joan torture herself and us

Why 'Joan Lewis'?

I am having FRUIT tonight . And not even in fermented or chocolate coated form. Get me.

You might get BoneyM at Christmas, Noel. If you're v good.

I'm having chocolate coated peanuts and tea

It's because they are setting her up for the Christmas John Lewis breathy warble advert, MyChild

Did they do DISCO last year? Nanfucker could have done BoneyM.
'Granny Cool'?

It doesn't seem like a week since the last show!

I'm all comfy and I'm not moving for anyone tonight.

I have pizza, chocolate and cake!!!

pizza chocolate and cake is better than my satsumas foshizzle

I have high hopes for Shiny Pleatherness tonight. I think Sausage will be in that silver spandex number they had MEsha/Tesco mary in

Ben and Jerry's and piña coladas here (special frozen ones ??)