X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star


Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Arbitrary. I could not agree more. I keep saying to DH, at least Joan is interesting.

then he goes whoTF is Joan?

[BadgersNadgers]

I think that big band week might actually see Joan piss her pants in the corner. Hopefully.

I hate Robbie and so does my future second husband Barry.

[ArbitraryUsername]

Do you think they're working up to a twee versions of rock classics week especially in honour of Joan?

Do you know, I'll be devastated when Joan actually goes. At least she gives us something to talk about.

[NoelOfLorst]

[ArbitraryUsername]

But, surely big band week is the absolutely perfect occasion for the Joan Lewis one woman band... It would be brilliant. It's a shame she's got shitsinger as a mentor. She wouldn't understand why Joan would be better with cymbals on her knees and a drum on her back.

[NoelOfLorst]

Hey look on the bright side- it'll be an opportunity for Robbie to regale us all with his tales of joy and pride at becoming a father.

Again.

[Raahh]

oh, I can see it now- Bazza and Robbie will pretend to 'hate' each other, all very jolly yadda yadda.

I loathe Robbie.

[squoosh]

I think X Factor is the only thing that keeps Robbie's once colossal career limping along.

[Raahh]

a new Swing album?

But his last swing album was pants!

[snice]

lucky its Big Band week when Robbie's on promoting his new swing album..now wait a minute.....

[Raahh]

No- Iwasout last night and missed the thread

But I don't get out much, so will be back next week

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Everything Joan does is shit.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Raahh - have I missed something? Busy next week?

[Raahh]

Well, it's been fun.

And I've had my one night out per 5 years, so will be back next Saturday to suffer in real time

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Oh and Maryz - arf at Louis actually making a decision! DH and I have been saying that for years

[NoelOfLorst]

YY to the Christmas week as well.

Okay, I'm feeling a bit cheered up again now

[Raahh]

Maybe mickey Bubbles is busy next week?

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Yes but what on earth does Celine have to do with big bands? They need someone like Bublé or even better, Harry Connick Junior.

Now Robbie Williams, no excuse needed for him!

[Raahh]

Noel- no, we've not.

I hope they re-instate the Christmas song,too. last year was crap without it

[Raahh]

Joan can't stand behind a piano for Big Band. She is toast.

[NoelOfLorst]

Ooh I don't think we've had Big Band week for a couple of years have we?

Let's see.....Mack The Knife? Who'll do that one, I'm thinking Croodboy...

Tamehra perhaps 'Feeling Good'...

[ArbitraryUsername]

Joan Lewis does big band will be shit.

[honeybeeridiculous]

Where will that leave Joan