X FACTOR- 2/11/13- it's D.I.S.C.O week!! Let's boogie!

[Raahh]

I have to go out tonight .

So here is the list of spoilers- and it looks like we guessed most of them on the other thread

Abi Alton – I Will Survive

Hannah Barrett – Somebody Else’s Guy

Kingsland Road – Blame It On The Boogie

Luke Friend – Play That Funky Music

Nicholas McDonald – Rock With You

Rough Copy – September

Sam Bailey – No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)

Sam Callahan – Relight My Fire

Tamera Foster – Wishing On A Star

Bit cruel to give Joan 'I will survive' when she probably won't.

Isn't 'no more tears' a duet?

Doesn't someone do 'Re-light my fire' every year?

And I'm going to miss it

So, I expect inciteful, pithy commentary in my absence.
And bitching.

Thanks BOF

Nanfucker is supporting Jane McDonald in Blackpool. I was gutted I hadn't bought tickets when I heard.

You saying satsuma has made me want a chocolate orange!! I am having a greedy weekend, can you tell?

How old is Jane ?

Ooh just remembered a box of heroes for Xmas in the cupboard, might have to grab some with a stiff drink if those songs are anything to go on!! here we go

50 I think Sue! Old enough to be a nan!

Gotta love a bit of Dermot dancing!!

Nanfucker and McDonald eek. If that doesn't command the birth of the antichrist in Blackpool that night, nothing will.

Shitsinger's looking foxy tonight, as is Shazza

. But old enough for Christopher? Praps not

Shitsinger is nicely oiled, innit?

Oooh liking the hair!!!

I love Nicole's hair!!

God but all disco is shite. Purest shite

I don't know why I put myself through this every week. I knew I should've gone to bingo.

This is the disco bit obvs.

The acts won't be, that'll be the same old shite.

Fucking Hell, some rude beggar is letting off fireworks now! It's bad enough with out "Bang! Bang! Whoosh!"

Sue! wash your mouth out

Disco is fab

Any bets on how pissed shazza gets as the programme progresses? My vote is the 'water' goes down pretty quick

Guest stylist this week, Stevie Wonder

Nanfucker supporting Jayne McDonald? She a tad young for him, but I guess he'd still enjoy having the job of holding her breasts up.

sorry, snice, but I Speaketh Truth. Tis the purest of shite.

Maybe they have no contestants as they are all on voice rest, this is it for the whole night! (Hopeful)

Are they having timing problems 'cos they've never had a non competitor sing live on a Saturday for a long time and this song is going on for ever!