XFactor -Movie Week- THE RESULTS- It's the final frame...

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...but who for?

I think Joan is on shaky ground, and ICBINB was pretty rubbish. But will the Merkins be saved?

And I'm so exited about tonight, I don't even know who the guest acts are.

Stu heritage in the guardian has reminded everyone reading his live blog about how unbelievably awful ICBINB will be at disco week.

Actually, he produced a lovely description of ICBINB that I will quote: 'Sam Callahan is pretty much what I'd expect Justin Bieber to be like if he had his genitals sanded off in an industrial accident'.

I fell asleep and missed the whole lot.... It appears I missed nothing ;-)

Oh my Days!! Just watched it .... Hannah looks like she can't open her eyes !!! :-/ and they killed the Swedish house mafia !!!!

Ohhhhh, DISCO week will be gooooood
Joan ICBINB
And wtf will Grubster Luke do with disco? Actually, wtf wil ANY of them do with disco? Lawks

ScrewLoose will probably do 'Young hearts run free' or something equally obvious.

I want the Merkins to do D.I.S.C.O by Ottawan. But I bet they don't
Or Y.M.C.A.

Just acronyms in general. Easy to learn.

Louis will find some ballad, probably irish, with a very spurious disco link for Luke.

He will go ott a la Jedward for the others. He loves bling.

Disco week is going to be a shocker for most of them, really.

I mean- Joan?? What will they do with her? Much kinder to have let her go this week

Is there an instrumental on the Saturday Night fever soundtrack?- she could do that, on the piano. Or her guitar.

Maybe Joan will shock us and come out with Scatman or summat.....

Luke will play acoustic and sing a slowed down version of some disco song. Louis will say he 'made it your own'

Lionel- I hope he is in the boat again. I liked the boat

Maybe Joan will do a Wonder Woman- fling off her specs, shake out her hair and belt out 'I will survive'

ain't gonna happen

I see Joan dancing to night fever ;-)

Predictions

Joan/Abi - Feels like im in love by Kelly Marie.

Duff Copy - Don't stop till you get enough by Michael Jackson.

Merkins - Ain't no stopping us now by erm McFadden and Whitehead.

That's it so far I'll go away and have another think.

Predictions

One producer GUTTED that Preggaz can't do 'We are family' and trying to shoe-horn it into the group mime instead

Loose Screw - I will survive. Or I'm every woman. Or Ring my Bell. You get the idea.

Joan - Young hearts run free. Betcha a pound

The Merkins - I'm feeling a mash-up in me waters. Will Bazza give up and give them a Village People medley? I do hope so.

Wee Jimmy - Jackson Five, natch

Tamehra - Lady Marmalade or whichever Chaka Khan track Shitsinger managers to wrestle off Shazza. Ditto for Sausage.

ScrewBo will be slagged off by the judges as not being diverse enough.

Abi is toast.

love the nickname Sausage btw

Disco?

DISCO!

YY Joan is so doing the JL version of Young Hearts isn't she?

Duff Copy will get Earth,Wind and Fire I bet....hmmm.....

Oh god let there be Boney M

LET THERE BE BONEY M!!

I promise to vote for whoever does 'Rasputin'

maybe

Boney M and Village People.

It might actually be good

Where and when does Raah get the list of songs?

Disco Joan is going to be horrible. What if they make her dance?

Louis will give Luke 'nine in the afternoon' by panic! At the disco, purely because the band has disco in their name. Or 'mad as rabbits' by the same band (dressed in bunny ears in a telebubbies landscape). Or something equally vicarious.

I suspect the merkins love a bit of disco.

In recent times they've stretched a point with Disco to include 'anything vaguely up-tempo'. I suspect they just stick a pin in a copy of Now! That's what I call Disco Classics, myself.
Joan may yet get 'Murder on the dancefloor' as hers, it offers scope for Fey Pixie pronunciation and is a little bit hipster.

I think she'll do Groovejet.

Will anybody ever do an Erasure song on the X Factor? Or would involve too many actual notes?