XFactor -Movie Week- THE RESULTS- It's the final frame...

[dRaahhcula]

...but who for?

I think Joan is on shaky ground, and ICBINB was pretty rubbish. But will the Merkins be saved?

And I'm so exited about tonight, I don't even know who the guest acts are.

Bloody hell, you don't even have to sing a whole song before you blub...

She's fallen apart.

Poor kid.

Pore ol Sossidge.
Still, she'll be reet. Preggaz are off.

Oh bless - she must know she's better than what's coming next

Oi, you lot of bjullying bjitches.

To be fair, she isn't the worst - it must be a shock.

Practised this all night did they?

Even with the crying Hannah was better than these

What tune is she singing?

Poo crouch. Must be the piles.

It is so unusual to see Sausage cry...

eeeek- awful start

shouty mcshout

Which one is PG?

This lot have to up the ante. We want Braxton Hicks contractions at the very least, if not broken waters.

Where exactly is her bump though. I thought she had 2 kids already and was 6 months gone.

Totally out of tempo with the backing who is gamely trying to adjust

Oh this song reminds me of Bodypump as well

Why are they doing Bodypump Save Me songs every week?? There's some deal going on here, mark my words

Awww poor Hannah

Not really fair that she only had 2 minutes to sort emotions and they've had overnight

What is it with this modern singing through their noses/through a closed throat.

What's wrong with just singing. In tune?

That's the spirit. The blonde one sounds like she's singing through contractions.

No harmonies, every girl for herself? That'll help them look like a cohesive group then...

Oh FFS - shoot me now

Is this a song? With melody and all?
Oooo, backing track singers. CHEATING. ORF.

Preggaz is the one who sings like she's already in labour.

Is there a backing track for this?

MaryZ: I think you've hit on the question that defines this whole programme. What exactly is wrong with just singing in tune?