XFactor -Movie Week- THE RESULTS- It's the final frame...

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...but who for?

I think Joan is on shaky ground, and ICBINB was pretty rubbish. But will the Merkins be saved?

And I'm so exited about tonight, I don't even know who the guest acts are.

Ear plugs ready everyone

I don't think Kingsmill is right. Not wildly inappropriate enough.

Which judge frequents Greggs the most:
1 Gary during his pie phase
2 Sharon to get orange Halloween cakes for man-child Ozzy
3 Louis but he doesn't know what they sell because he's a muppet
4 Nicole to pretend she's one of us.

It seems Purdy Boy is too up himself already based on his reaction!

And I'm thinking that the same people are voting for Joan that voted for the girl who won the Voice. V similar and a bit of a cruel piss take.

Oh good, some Sande
Poor Sausage sounds like she's reading it off the back of a cereal packet

Oh, I love this song.

I think it's really unfair that sausage is singing now when Joan was so utterly dire last night. And the week before too.

Shitsinger is Menkle isn't she?

Was this her song last night? It's not from a film is it?

A nice bit of Save Me-Sande, after Adele got her landed in the sing-off.

Emelie Sande was long overdue...

I have to say, I genuinely can sing better than this.

Is that a save me song, or the same one as yesterday?

She wants to sing till the birds dry out?

Oh she sounds defeated

Poor sausage sounds as if she's given up.

Bleeeee at the loose-fit pleather on Sausage
Somehow worse than the tight fitting stuff

Thanks Arbitrary.

I can't work out whether stopping and freezing and then going again is making this better or worse

Oh do fuck off

Ooo tears, good move sausage.

I don't think crying will work.

Oh give over with the tears!

Oh FGS

aww, don't cry.

Preggaz have surely got to go?