X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

And here's the list of nicknames as of last week

Abi Alton Joan Lewis

Sam Bailey Loose Screw

Hannah Barrett - Sausage Droll

Sam Callahan Either I Can’t Believe it’s not Bieber (bit long, that) or Wrong Direction?

Tamera Foster Ta-MEH-rah

Luke Friend - Mowgli/Crood/Sideshow Bob/Swampy/KimberleyDoesn’tWash/Max Wall/Zingzilla

Kingsland Road The Merkins

Nicholas McDonald Wee Jimmy Wanky or Pob or Wee Barra

Miss Dynamix Preggaz’n’Peng/ MissDirection

Rough Copy Duff Copy /Woof Copy /Bun Loving Criminals/ Snuff Copy/ Bail Bros Rough Criminals Refused Entry

Lorna Simpson Yawna or Voldemort ELIMINATED

Shelley Smith Draggy Nanfucker

Tamera was apparently caught shop lifting shortly after her first audition. I'm not sure if this affects how interesting she is isn't

Hi Raahh

I want to kill myself just looking at that song list

See you tonight!

Hmm Abis choice is interesting
Might be made to eat my hat later.

@Noel- it's a great list, isn't it?

Didn't Kylie do an album/tour where she played slowed down, re-arranged versions of her own stuff, like 'I should be so lucky' done as a sappy ballad?
I bet Abi will have been listening to that all week

Jakers, I don't know if I have the strength in me.
Adele (cos we know it'll be an Adele version). Sande. All that other sappy shite.
And Joan Lewis will do that awful over-pronunciation of 'can't' that the Fey Fecker Pixies ALWAYS do. Try saying 'can't' to rhyme with 'aunt' but do the face you pull when you put on mascara, the open mouth one. That's the closest I can get. Do they teach it in Fey Fecker Pixie school, do we think?

I have promised myself I won't watch it tonight because it has become a horrible addiction.

See you later, then.

About 8 suit you, Linerunner?

If Joan Lewis gets eliminated, they'll have to , Sue.

Fuck me those songs are awful.

On the brightside, DH is away so I can watch it live and slag the contestants off Mumsnet at the same time.

See you all later!

I can't actually believe Rough Copy is their real name. It sounds like a name this thread made up.

It could be Ruff Copy though. That's probably worse.

I knew you'd find it, Boffles

Apparently, Tamehra is almost definitely illuminati

Hold up, she's 'in talks with a drugs scandal'? Does one have to negotiate nowadays?

Oh God, I know I am being drawn to 8pm and the very long grind to the flash vote. I seem powerless to resist.

I am grateful I have.

I was going to have a night off the booze, and then realised how monumentally stupid it would be to make that night tonight

(How I got through most of the Voice without alcohol is beyond me).

Ah love and earache week, wonderful

STOP THE JEFFING PRESSES

Draggy Nanfucker is going to do the Single Ladies dance, isn't she?

ISN'T SHE?

Sue- probably.

Hopefully, post-watershed. There is something really inappropriate about Draggy. It is going to be very, very bad.

I am dreading what the stylists are going to make them wear.

I suspect I am actually looking forward to it.

Pleather leggings, or pleggings, will probably feature heavily. For the blokes as well as the women, I imagine.

PLeather of LURVE and heartbreak