X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

Screwbo is pretty good actually

Bob Dylan didn't expect someone like you to be singing his song

I bloody bet he didn't

SBOS has been calling her ScewBo for weeks.

screwbo? seems like louis might have been having a sniff of shitsingers secret stash this week

or even screw bo

Hahaha.
Yeah, I'm drunk
[fair enough]

He's fine now thanks, Honey. He's just gone out for another run which makes me nervous.

I find X Factor so boring now, but I can't stop myself from watching it...I need a life...

What do you think the odds are of the stylists having made anyone look 'totally cool'? Surely this job description is to achieve the exact opposite. Or, at least, that's what they do.

Is kingsland road one of those roads in The Bill where they get called out to all the time 'crack house explosion on the kingsland road.....' for example

I only have 1 alcoholic drink to see me through until 10.

this advert with the dogs sounds better than the contestants

Aw, lovely doggy ad.

I'm not bothering with gas Central heating this year, I'm using Glade products to bring me the real warmth of winter.

Top tip.
If you spend all day at a swimming pool you get really, really dehydrated. Then you can get utterly rat arsed on a very small amount of alcohol.

Btw DD got three PBs

I don't want to know how those blue people had hours of fun with a foot pump. Filthy bastards.

I always wonder why sofa companies think Christmas is all about buying a nasty looking sofa to sit on.

That's a plan, Noel. And the burning sensation in your nose and throat should really help you feel cosy.

I've been stood by a football pitch. Do you think that will work?

Heartthrobs?

Yy Sue. And the stinging eyes will help me sleep

You can come round here Paggy. I get really drunk on to glasses on one because I like to ignore warnings about not drinking on painkillers!

Don't tell them you like their hair!

Eww Ellie wash yer hair woman

Ellie Goulding likes the Merkins

hipster twats, i cant be doing with this lot