X FACTOR -Live shows-Week 2- It's 'Love and Heartbreak' week....

[Raahh]

So- the tenuous themes continue.

Here's the song list

Abi Alton – Can’t Get You Out Of My Head

Hannah Barrett – Beautiful

Kingsland Road – Marry You

Luke Friend – Let Her Go

Miss Dynamix – Dreams

Nicholas McDonald – She’s The One

Rough Copy – I Want It That Way

Sam Bailey – Make You Feel My Love

Sam Callahan – I Won’t Give Up

Shelley Smith – Single Ladies

Tamera Foster – Beneath Your Beautiful

Something tells me Abi won't be wearing a Kylie-esque outfit.

So we finally get Sande and Adele (although it's a Dylan cover).
And I can already imagine how awful Draggy is going to be.
And woe betide the person who calls it 'Robbie Williams' 'She's the One'

Right, that's it, I'm in.

Draggy Nanfucker in a pleather Single Ladies leotard?

And because all the other lovely contestants will expect the Nanfuckerette to go, they'll make no effort this week whatsoever. Excellent.

Pete- I feel a little bit ill at the thought of that

Checking in - will be along after Strictly

I'm signing in.

I suspect I would have stopped watching before now if it wasn't for you lot.

Line- yup.

And she'll probably stay in for weeks unfortunately

Oddly Draggy is the act I'm looking forward to most, after having shouted at the tv when she got through judges houses. Will be watching through my fingers until the pleather leotard is confirmed/denied.

GAH, Pete, I just had a flash of that. Think half this and half this

Sue, that was brilliant- "this is so demeaning"

Did anyone watch Celebrity Juice?

Nanfucker the original appeared on it!!! His voice is just as awful as I remember

I take back my earlier comment. I can't wait to see what the stylists put them in.

Sue-that is scary but not as scary as what we may see tonight.

I have just realised the show is 10 minutes shorter than last week's...that's a bonus

It is a bloody long haul, isn't it?

We've Done Jesus. We can Do This.

Oh fuck I've just realised I'm sober.

I've just opened the wine.

I am sans alcohol, as ever, and sans child. I am also very tired.
Y'all had better be totes hilair and other hip things to keep me up till TEN.

TEN??????

Oh, Lord yes, Jesus

We deserved medals for that. Medals.

I am abstaining until the week before Xmas now, in an effort to lose weight and save ££.

And to stick the finger to my bastard family who wiped tears from their cheeks and slapped their thighs with mirth when I mistakenly announced it.

TEN??

Am telling you. Better be funny

Wossy just tweeted saying that his show is on earlier because some has DROPPED OUT of xfactor.
Who could it be?

DROPPED OUT???

oooooooooooh, the drama.

please let it be Draggy

Ooooo. Nothing on the interwebs. Could he mean a guest?
Hopefully Miley Cyrus.