TOWIE/Vegas

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Anyone else watching?

Come on, I can't be the only one watching?

I am!!

Is it just me, or does Chloe's face look awful??

Woohhoooo, I am not alone!

Yes, filler in the cheeks?

Is that Mark's brother?

eh? Ricky and Jess broke up?

I don't know tbh? I didn't think they had another brother. Maybe just a towie cheese scene. Oh god jess is crying... Shock

Oh their cousin.

Yeah Ricky's a twat, he's always having some sort of bitchy tantrum. He gets right on my goat.

I think they will be back together when back in Essex.

Sam seems to like the Wright cousin.

Lauren and Jasmine have no heart, why on earth would you go there?

Sam's not very picky though is she

They probably will, but I think Ricky got the wrong end of the stick just then, thinking the cousin was a random.

The same could be said for so many of them, remember when the whole Mark, Lauren, Lucy, Sam thing happened? Lucy and Sam hated each other and now they're best friends.

It's all so incestuous and strange, yet addictive

Addictive indeed.

Lucy and Sam were at school together, so you can see why they made up. Ferne and Jasmine, I think there was nothing there before, other than someone assaulting Jasmine at a bbq.

And MIC is going to start up again soon too.

Jess wright was involved in the assault, I can't remember who else though. Maybe Lucy?

Jasmine makes my skin crawl

Yes!! I can't wait for MIC, I hope spencer gets upgraded to a punch on the nose this series

I love trashy tv aka towie tho my dp hates it and I have to watch banished in another room pmsl

Why would Ricky go to a strip show with his girlfriend and friends

Should have gone to the casino with the boys !!!

Seems no one relationship is solid and everyone splits up :(

Apart from billy and her man but he is never shown on towie - wise move

They all share men and don't get why Lucy objects to Mario having a snog

THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER AND BOTH CAN DO WHAT THEY LIKE !!!!!

I think Lucy got the hump because a) she's a moron and will never learn when it comes to Mario and b) he'd been apparently trying to get her back so she felt he was giving that up.

I don't know why on earth she's even civil with him when he routinely humiliated her tbh!

Don't get me started on Ricky and his little tantrum!! He knew what the chippendales entailed, and anyone with half a brain knows if it's your birthday you're likely to be subjected treated to a lap dance

As for him going to the casino, I think he's a bit iffy about being away from jess seeing as he's cheated and wants to avoid any speculation etc.

I'm on a towie ban so I watch it in secret when DP isn't here

Ricky and Jess earn a living through TOWIE, directly and indirectly, through shops and PA's along side appearing on screen. Part of TOWIE is about situations being set up. Ricky/Jess was set up for the strippers, you live by the sword you die by the sword Ricky/Jess!

As much as I agree with you, Ricky could have refused to go. He's just too much of a wuss

Just watched it this morning! I thought that it was getting a bit tedious last series, but this one has started well!

Always starts with a bang OneMore

When's the next one?!

TOMORROW IT'S TOMORROW [dances]

All relationships are doomed on towie !!!

Take joeys cousin the one with the mole on face - he was with fern? Soz crap with names - for 3 years and living together and talking about marriage

He then snogs someone else and they spilt up - fair enough - blondes doesn't do cheating /unfaithful

Whoop for tomorrow :)

True, Tess. Let's hope it continues...

So, how do we think will things unfold?

Gemma and Arg Part 15 is bound to happen isn't it?!

Surely Lucy wouldn't go there with Mario again (although he was looking pretty hot in Sunday's episode )

Perhaps some kind of love triangle with Tom (also quite hot) is order this series- Lauren Pope vs Lucy...?

A romance for Joey, or maybe Sam will have a fling with the new Mr Wright and Joey will get jealous and they'll end up back together...

And MIC is back on Monday, yes!

I really do need to get out more

Lucy is supposed to be seeing someone though isnt she?

Did anyome watch 'The Hills'? He's off that. Doug iirc.

Ferne is going to go nuclear when she finds out about Charlie and Jasmine. I can't wait.

Dp hates towie and the like but I cant get enough. I am the queen of shit reality tv

I read today Mike That she doesn't like him and had just 'snogged' him but who knows?!

Did you see the trailer for tomorrow's one? She goes APE SHIT.
I can't fucking wait!

Isn't it Gemma and Arg part 354658790 ffs, they're so nauseating and boring

I would be so happy if smug Arg fucked off. Cant stand him.

I wonder why Diags isnt in vegas? He's another one that I wouldn't mind seeing the back of.

Arg has so little to be smug about too, I could make a list of things he shouldn't Be smug about

Diags is a little sleaze too I'm in total agreement with you!

I love this thread already

Yes Mike, I wondered where Diags was too, particularly as there's his split from Abi for them to make a storyline out of!

I didn't really warm to Fearne (sp?) last series, but I'm liking her so far this time around. Can't wait for her to kick off over the Charlie/Jasmine thing!

Arg was so loveable in the first series, but I dislike him now- too smug and quite the bitch too...

Very much the bitch, is arg. He repulsed me