TOWIE/Vegas

[DoNotRideInOnAWhiteHorse]

Anyone else watching?

ive already dunked tonight well wiped

ha ha ha

i shall be here, depending if can post or not depends on the above

just about to go upstairs as dp downstairs and watching his crap, so i shall watch mine :)

And, wtf is going on with Sam's face, has she had lip fillers too?! She was pretty, now she's just super-pouty

Toms too immature and giggly for me. If he stood nice and silent I may develop an inappropriate crush

Blondes

Sams definitely had work, her eyes look even smaller now :(

Oh poor Ferne :(

She's still hopelessly in love with him bless her. He's such a munter douche!

Yy Tess

I feel a bit heartbroken on Ferne's behalf, she looks distraught

Can't believe the one time I'm up to watch this live, MN is broken so I can't enjoy the discussion properly!

Ooh, Mario had puppy-dog eyes for Popey then!

Gemma and Bobby in matching peach hues

MN is making me v.angry tonight!

I've been where Ferne is, watching her makes my heart hurt a bit :(

I LOVE Gemma and bobby, they should get a spin off of their own!

Im watching on catch up.

Ill be back

Jess and Ricky back together- no surprises there...

Poor Ferne

Tom and Lucy make a cute couple actually.

Tom and Lucy squeeeeeee they're so cute!

Oh dear awkward Mario and popey walking in.

Jess is smuggling peanuts

WHY is Lucy fucking crying?!
It's so frustrating and a bit boring now

Woah, did I just hear correctly- Joey and Sam have been seeing each other again?!

Lucy is like a tiny tears doll, always blimmin crying

Naaaaughty Sam!!

Ugh Ferne is breaking my ducking heart right now, I want Charlie to get something horrendous and contagious!

God it is heartbreaking to watch Ferne! Poor girl.

Ouch Joey, that was out of order!

Joey!

Why was he being so
handsy with sam if he planned to leave with the American girl!!

My pearls of wisdom on towie:

Jasmine is always after any newly single man, she is desperate for attention and quite tragic

Chloe looks like one of those Frankenstein Bratz dolls with that stupid hair and make up

Arg is rubbish at everything, a waste of space

Sam has had her lips done

I really, genuinely don't understand why people think Mario is attractive. He seems very un appealing to me

Tom P is dull

Lucy is stupid and very immature

Ricky is like a very manipulative, abusive 3 year old

Phew. Glad I got that off my chest.

Jasmine is someone I would run a mile from!

Poor Ferne.

Charlie seems to want to hurt her, he is to be avoided too.

I do not understand what was going on with Joey at all.

I think Lucy needs to have a spell of being single, she was with that Max from the Wanted who cheated on the one from Corrie who is now with Mark Wright. The girl goes from one man to another, she seems to drop her knickers very easily.

Oh, I really like Fearne, Charlie is disgusting.

Helicopter ride super cheese