TOWIE/Vegas

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Anyone else watching?

Well I am female so not too bothered about seeing her in swim suit but am sure she has perfect figure too .
Forgot to say was very surprised at what pascal had got on very OTT and Essex till she opened her mouth I expected her to have impeccable understated style ! Must have had pretentious parents to call her that . God I am being bitchy today not sure what's wrong with me

I am also female, dont let the name fool you

I caught up today missed last night DP was round I hate jasmine even more!!! why the hell was she goading dan into saying they'd had lucky escapes with Charlie and Ferne? Just spiteful.

And yes! Pascal can't hold a flame to Lucy, but more power to her, if she fancies a serial cheat then more fool her!

Wow I hadn't heard that about Joey going into the jungle! Love that programme too

Wtf is Elliott doing?

And how come Mario suddenly has a "serious" girlfriend when he was only snogging Lauren a couple of weeks ago?

Joey is already favourite to win I'm a celeb apparently.

You heard it here first!

This series is so disjointed - I know it's not "real" but the producers seem to have given up on trying to have any sort of narrative arc (ooh get me) and just strung together a load of random scenes. I keep feeling like I've missed bits but I know I haven't because I watch TOWIE religiously e.g.:
Abi and Jasmine's fight - we never saw why they fell out and never saw them make up
Dan's babymother - where is she and why is he tarting around now?
Mario's serious girlfriend - WTF? where did she come from?
Bobby moving in with Gemma and now moving out again - he has literally lived with her only for about 3 weeks?
Ferne's announcement at dinner that she had had a multiple orgasm - not shown in the context of a conversation about sex, one minute they were all praising Bobby's cooking and then the camera just suddenly cut to Ferne saying "Oi ave ad a mowtiple awgasm" over the roast potatoes, as though she'd actually had it that moment (the roast didn't look THAT good)
Charlie actually wanting to get back with Ferne at all - seems to have been a full 180 given how vile he was being only a couple of weeks ago.

etc...

I hears somethif about Joey and jungle - but I thought generally the cast I towie wasn't allowed to do other shows while contracted to towie

Ferne is a fool to take Charlie back. She said she loved him. He didn't reply

Surf board yoga???? Wtf

Why is Bobbie moving out again?

How did Mario get a new gf so quickly?

Who was oli?? Or bloke having beer with Lockie James? He was new

Arg has a stupid immature laugh

Call RSPCA for dyeing a dog pink !!!!!

Why do they all ask each other for permission to take someone out even if not together anymore?

Why do I watch towie??

Cos I love it :)

Is Charlie about to propose

I'm very glad he didnt. I'm sure she would have accepted.

Why is jasmine even involved in this convo?

And I love dan a bit more after he took that piss take like a man.

Mike I was actually teeth clenching!
I was panic reading the letters

Jasmine actually needs to crawl out of dans anus, it's vomit inducing!

Arg is an absolute tit.

He's a cunt. I actually hate him. Hate is a strong word, and it's not strong enough.

Sam has no bum.

Arsethighs

Tom says "babe" so fucking muchn.

I was actually coming round to Ferne this series but not after tonight's episode. I did think she was just naive but the way she spoke to Dan was appalling. I also don't really understand why she is sucking up to Mario. Or why she got back with Charlie.

Arg has simply no redeeming features whatsoever. He has a nasty spiteful personality and this makes him completely unattractive. Lydia was his finest hour, I will never know how he got her to stick it out so long.

Elliot has made a total tit out of himself, he needs to get an Easy Jet back to Spain pronto!

I'm feeling a bit sad about MaLucy. They're clearly still so in love and I think Lucy is being very sensible because she knows she could never trust him. Needs to stop dicking Tom around though.

I can't even talk about Farlie. They are acting like this big power couple. She's doing that thing where she is blaming everyone else for keeping on talking about Cheating Charlie's antics and making THAT the problem.

Sam and Lewis? A potential couple while Joey's in the Jungle?

Well we will just have to contain ourselves until TOWIE Christmas Special. If I had to make a prediction though I think MaLucy will be back together. Farlie will have descended into a really toxic relationship when it finally sinks into Ferne what he did.

I think lucy needs to get back woth mario. She will never have a normal relationship until she moves on.

Omg I can't stand lucy. Really badly loathe her. What an attention seeking, self involved, dull, plastic, thick fuckwit.

Only just caught up with Wednesday's episode.

So we'll definitely see Joey in the jungle; he could do quite well there...

I was loving Elliott until the last couple of episodes- why is he behaving like such a dick all of a sudden?!

Tom makes me swoon a bit!

I think Lucy and Mario need to make one last go of it, neither of them can move on as it stands. I can't see how they'll ever trust each other though...

None of them looked that different to normal when dressed up in 80s gear!

I like Lewis, I'll bet he and Sam have a little romance going by the time we reach the Christmas special.

Oh and I wasn't impressed with Ferne's treatment of Dan- she reminded me of how she was last series, when I really disliked her!

OneMore I totally agree. She seems so smug now she is back with Charlie and it is very unattractive and certainly unwarranted.

lucy and mario will get back together

ferne will prob stay with charlie

but why these girls seem to have so little respect for theirselves - if my dp had cheated once, then maybe we could sort it out, but not lots of times

jasmine is so annoying, she just likes every ones elses seconds

sam will prob have a thing with lewis

arg is a tit, childish and almost bareable when mark wright was in it, but not now - he needs to grow up

did feel sorry for pascel, but all the girls should reliese that if they get with an towie bloke they will prob be unfaithful

not sure why bobbie needed to kiss ricyk and his moustache