"Les Revs"/ The Returned - thread two for those of us watching at C4 pace - NO SPOILERS!

[LizTerrine]

As it says really - the old thread is nearly full, so here's a continuation for those of us watching on C4 on Sundays. Please, no spoilers - not even vague ones!

If you've watched the whole if season one already, there's a naughty corner another thread over there -->

I haven't a fucking clue what's going on

I'm loving it! Can't answer anyone's questions but I don't want it to ever finish!

victors mum looked very different to mrs costa.

ALL THE ZOMBIES IN THE LAKE POOB!!

What the bloody hell is going on I've run out of theories, I just can't see how it's all going to come together..

@smokinaces

There are going to be no answers next week are there??

This is my biggest fear. I had to look away for the zombie flesh

@cocolepew

I haven't a fucking clue what's going on

Me neither.
It is creepily good though.

I haven't got a fucking clue either, cocolepew but one thing I know for certain is that Pierre is Up To No Good. He's a 24 carat cock.

It's nice to see someone had a good zombie plan set in place although what was the deal with the operating theatre?!???

Maybe it's so they can patch themselves up when bits of their rancid bodies start dropping off?

Ooh.

I haven't watched tonights episode yet. Will watch tomorrow

From recent posts on here it sounds as if no one is still any wiser?;;?

Arf at 24 carat cock. He is that.

And what was it Pierre said to Claire about Camille? "We have to protect them so that they'll protect us."

From who, the horde?

Pierre knows much more than he's letting on.
Shagging medium seems to be the 'leader'.
Simon has nearly as much hair around his cock as on his head.

Can Zombies die? Do they have a certain amount of lives? Why would there need to be an operating theatre? I'd everyone is dead then they won't need operated on because they will, umm, regenerate.

Must be. So the horde aren't returned as such then? Where are they from - hell? Lucy looked quite pleased to see them, even so.

Did the fat brother swim back to the side of the lake they left from? More going round in circles?

It's a very pretty town. It would be nice to live there if it wasn't in the middle of a Zombie invasion.

Wtf happened to Serge in the lake BTW?

I have never asked so many questions in such a short space of time.

I might be a returned, I'm always starving

Yes Tony ended up back where he started because you saw him pick up his boots

There must have been cannibalism when the dam burst and mrs costa starved to death. The subsequent Returnings might all have to do with the echoings of an original cannibalism.

(It's lovely theorising about a story where literally anything is possible. No constraints on what dafteries we can propound!)

Yeah, must be a nightmare if you're trying to sell your house.

DH says it wasn't an operating theatre, it was a birthing chair, if that's what it's called.

I was quite freaked out by tonight's episode. Don't see how they can possibly tie it all up in one more hour.

I agree Postman. It looked like a 'operating table' you see in gynae suites.

Who was the lady who was apparently miscarrying during the church service?

She was the mother of the girl who was friendly with Camille, who died in the bus crash.

She was the mum of one of the other kids killed in the bus crash - the one Camille and her mum met in the clothes shop? U wonder if she will give birth to a zombie or maybe it's something to do with her kid returning?

I not u.

Yes I remember now! Oh god I hope it's not a zombie baby!