The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

Key change!
Get up from your stools, everyone.

that maybe an unfortunate x-post withNoel- though maybe Monica didn't use her teeth

Nice wristbands

They don't really dress up in Russia, do they?

Jeez that key change was visible from space

What if we stopped with the rhetorical questioning? What if we had a stab at a fucking answer? What if we avoided peach?

Tall Dick and Dom

Whoever wanted a dirge?
All your fault.

Cascada?
Like, the actual Cascada?

So let's hear the Loreen copy...

Cascada have been around a while, haven't they?

This one does rip off last year's winner, appeal dismissed or not.

I thought the band name was cascara, not cascada

Ooh another Hollie/shakira fan girl

Yeoooouch.

SHe's nearly as flat as Gemini

That is a nasty dress. She looks like a bloke in a sweaty changing room is about to hand her a Snickers.

But can't sing AT ALL

She has something of Caroline Flack about her.

take it back, she IS as flat as Gemini

Denise van outen is looking rough

Denise Van Outen in one of her 'Strictly' frocks..

right, I'm being driven out to shut the chickens away.

Oh dear lord