The Voice-(isn't on this week) so let's talk Eurovision!

[euRaahhvision]

Ok, so a thread for those who usually watch bitch at the Voice, but don't want to gate crash the official thread with our inane drivel.

Or something.

Someone get Graham to give a shout out to the Mumsnet Massive

I'm quite liking Malta tbh... catchy

She looks like a Kardashian.

How many songs are there?

Zainab crossed with Khloe Kardashian.

Yup- like Malta...

The Grannies were great. This poor woman really doesn't compare.

Yes must be said Malta keep up old loyalties.

Love these words from Russia, peace and love.

She might have at least done her hair

No one can compare to the grannies.

Who was asking for a change of pace?

That is not a flattering frock.

Chub- I think there are 26.

And this is only NUMBER 10!!

What if I had a facial expression?

Bad TV theme tune

Monica Lewinsky

She has nice teeth.

That one, Suffolk

Not ashamed to admit to KK knowledge.

Noel, you'd have to specify a thread. It's all a bit strained you know
Lives could be lost

"what if we all opened our arse"!?

That dress it's very erm 70s, I'm sure my mum had a dress like that.

What this song needs is a key change and a soaring finish.

Oh, there it is.

Orange baws ( brightens )

This has driven me out for a fag.