Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

HUh? He'll ahve to be stolen.

So we sat through all the fake angst for him to pick CJ for nowt??

FFS I'll stop wanting to shag will at this rate.

Going to have to leave you to it now- the thread is taking too long to load for me. Just pretend I'm being witty.

Danny wondering how he'd look in denim...

What all that agonising waiting for the very last person then he kicks him out in the first round?!

Danny wanted a Fwend to beg
He PLAYING with them now, he has so many

CJ looks stunned

Bill.you.Loon

oh no it's attitude-hat girl

Didn't like this girl.

Was he trying to keep them both in like last night? And hope someone picked CJ up??

Lady needs a good bra.

So - 2 fights left. A Danny and this Jessie.
And only 2 steals left (IIRC) - Will and Danny...

She got that wig out of the Daily EXpress mag.

It's called Carole.

(with an e)

PRIMED Hazel. PRIMED

Who did this fella used to be?

He is the shiniest man alive. BBC minions have been polishing his forehead since breakfast

Those eyebrows! It looks like he just shaves a space for his face in the middle.

Nate James.

I remember him, for I am old.

baaad dress

Eek- scary dress.

Dear god, that zebra dress is doing her no favours

Whooof, that dress. Blimes.

I am old, Hazel, but I don't remember him

She appears to be wearing a magic eye painting