Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

She looks like a pneumatic version of Sheldon doing the Doppler effect

that dress has virtual camel-toe

Is it one of those illusion dresses? Aren't they meant to make you look smaller?

miaow

3rd and 4th pics in were how I remember him.

sue

So splain to me again why they match them evenly? Shit ones with shit ones etc?
Surely you're BOUND to lose the best ones that way? Are we going to need to draw them a diagram?

Her boobs need an agent.

His facial hair is making me do the lolling.
Do you remember that baldy man game you used to draw hair and beards on with iron filings? He looks like that.

She doesn't like Nate.

I do love you sue

Is the twist that you pick the crap one?

JJ is off her rocker

Rubbish.

Danny- get yourself a fwend!!

Lovelle got through purely based on the wrap dress allocation for the show

Poor ole has been Nate

Will.will.he ?

FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND? No fwend?

tragic end to a career

Poor Nate

This is dire

Bring back lions and gladiators.

Miaowww Danny!

Poor Nate. At what point do you give up and work in Carphone Warehouse?
Final one? I thought Danny and Will-He-Wont-He still had space?

Oh.

So now only Will can steal this loser. So Danny will one down.
Hmm, what will happen?

I think there's another two battle shows to go

This is so pretendy. There is no way that Danny would play his 2 favourites (and that icky ladygirl) against each other to risk losing one.