Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

Is he the chugger?
I should like her shes local.

Yeah CJ was last picked.

she's bad Cyndi Lauper

She quirky innit.

Fringe- hideous.

CJ is the chugger, they're calling it 'charity worker' but we know.

does will secretly have Google glasses to grt round his tweeting ban?

She should borrow his hat. The fringe is very distracting.

I think I may actually be a bit sick.

Wolf- this isn't live. No doubt the tweets will be back during the live shows...

Gosh though they had forgotten to start for a minute.

Sorry Belfast its CJ for me.

They're running out of ways to be different, these wannabe hipsters. Every second fecker has geek shirts and fake glasses and weird hair now.

She's obviously decided that nobody is working the Barbara Streisand hair dyed-in-the-dark look.

Poor Michael Jackson.

They are both so out of tune

Im embarrassed for her.

I think she's bald at the front.

It's a toupe.

Ankle socks with sandals, quick tell the style and beauty board.

I have literally never seen anything so bloody awful- it was gutwrenching.

she looks like Nerys hughes

Maybe she only has a fringe and the rest is a wig.

her shorts should be burned to protect the innovent

She's like a little pre-nose job Cilla Black

innocent even

But it's meant to be about the VOICE not the performance.

Dreadful again, I see