Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

So there must be 3 more rounds but only two judges have got steals left?

And lo, a plague of new wigs did rain down unto Jessie.

stiffstink

And she did beget him and he was verily grateful, for no other maiden had been able to o'erlook the nose on his very face.

spadefacedpinchsnoutedmessiahwithafiancedidhementionhehasafiance

ooooh- i like that one too!

That actually went faster than I thought it would

Laters taters x

Yes, Scone.
Wow, do you think that the last steal will be saved to the last round?

Do you think, Hazel? Gosh. I wonder.

members of S'Toms team will mysteriously go missing, mark my words....

Could someone tell me who won please? Toddler inconveniently cried.

Poor Danny
A little lonely tear appeared, so it did.

Hmm. Mr will.he.ever.make.a.decision.or.won't.he?

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANNOUNCE (PUBLICLY) THAT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY, YOU SHOULD JOIN US ON THE APPRENTICE THREAD, 'TIS VERY SIMILAR TO THIS ONE: LESS SINGING BUT MORE MAKEUP, SURPRISINGLY.

(end of announcement)

In a way, Chubb, we all lost tonight

You drumming up business, Hazel?
Surralun would be proud.

@Hazel

And possibly more shouting of "what a tosser" Hazel.

chub, big boy won the round, but Danny and Stoma both buzzed for Jesus*. He chose Tom.

*sounds like a new cult.

I have to record Prentice this time on account of me having to go to bed ridiculously early during the week

Lol at stoma

I'm buzzed for Jesus. Whoop! Heck, yeah.

Y Y Sue.
I started out on market stall (like Sirrallan), and I will sell anything. I'm a salesman. I'll sell anything!

I'm now watching how to win Eurovision.

Wolef fleeces? Waving cats in Chinatown?

I'd dress a waving cat in a mini wolef fleece, and they would fly out the door. If I had a door. But I'm on a market stall, so unfortunately I don't.