Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

Have disgraced myself by making snidely comments out loud with MIL because I couldn't get on here.

Good job it wasn't X Factor - would be harder to explain shouting Fuck Off Nanfucker than it was to explain psycho girlfriend

Arf. See you all tomorrow.
When was the Mizzy Lezzer gig again, Boff?

Oh yes, good luck BOF

Checking in for tonight...

Is it on tonight? Excellent.

Evening all

What time are we convening tonight?

It's on at 7pm. SEVEN PM. They keep us on our toes with their crazy scheduling, don't they?

Round two of the knockout rounds, the lineup is as follows:

Team Tom
Elise Evans v Cherelle Basquine

• All About Tonight by Pixie Lott

Team Will
CJ Edwards v Leah McFall

• Way You Make Me Feel by Michael Jackson

Leanne Jarvis v Barbara & Carla

• Hero by Mariah Carey

Team Jessie
Nate James v Lovelle Hill

• No Air by Chris Brown and Jordan Sparks

De?Vide v Danny County

• Best I Ever Had by Drake

Team Danny
Smith & Jones v Conor Scott

• Some Nights by fun

It's only Will and Danny who have a steal (or a fwend-grab) left.

Not bloody Hero by Mariah Carey?

DD's have just had quickest bath EVER.

What if they don't fancy 'stealing' anyone?

Sod arse and bugger I forgot.

DH has just said "we'll tape it then". Idiot. Does he not realise that the correct response would have been

"That's ok. I'll make packed lunches, iron uniforms, get DS bathed and bedded and miss the programme, whilst you fanny about on the Internet with some other loons"

Noel- good thing you mentioned lunches...

evening all

Is this opera ladies?

oh no a mariah song

my internet connection seems to hate The Voice.

I don't see how they can put the opera 2 with a power ballad type. It's going to be scary.

Oh. My. Word.

Very unfair- as the Mariah shit will clearly suit Leanne better.

This sounds like a bag of cats.

Bag of cats being hit with a bat.

I loathe this song.

oh.dear.

Why put yourself through this?

None of them have hit the tune yet.

DD is rolling around the sofa in hysterics.

pants

This is woeful