Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

RIP JJ

Jessie J, the J stands for JUDAS

yay!!

But danny will steal Adam for his fwend- or psycho Stacey will eat him.

Call security!

Sue

They both seem really nice.
Even nicer after the previous biatchery.

omg that woman should have thought about a cardigan

Ah, the safety of the judges has prevailed

FWEEEEENNNNND

S'Toma hasn't a clue what is going on. As usual.

No fwend

What? What am I missing? Stealing Adam?

A good match

He's a cocky little spadefacedpinchsnoutedmessiah, inne?

poor Danny

Aaaaaaargh

No Fwend for Danny :(

And the fact that your psycho fiance screamed TOMMMMMMM at you 5 secs earlier

It does actually say in The Bible that Mary Magdalene had a pierced lip.

"And she didst have an iron lip and loveth'd SpadeFace Jesus".

spadefacedpinchsnoutedmessiah

it's not as snappy as Nanfucker, but i like it

Did you see Jessie playing nice to Mad Mary Magdalen?
She was scared I tell ya.

He is a cocky little spadefacedpinchsnoutedmessiahwithafiancedidhementionhehasafiance - isn't he? All of a sudden....

And God decreed she should weareth a shrug

Ooh, tomorrow!

ooh- it's back tomorrow everyone!!