Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

Don't smile at him Jessie mad Stacey will spark you out.

He is wearing a mix of Velma and Fred from Scooby doo's wardrobe!

I really like this song. Usually.

French paisley Stockholm syndrome guy is better

Why has Jesus got dressed as Bilbo Baggins?

Psycho Fiancee just wet her seat

I prefer the baby jesus.

Jesus to win

Barf at fiancee. The other bloke is masses better.

YY to Spadey Jesus.

Someone turn Jessie's mike off.

Magenta

I want him to stay, just so we can keep calling him SpadeFace Jesus

Yep Jesus with the mad fiancée to win- if nothing else Jessie afraid what would do to her

at velma and fred.

They are scared of the fiancee.

Fwend Alert. Fwend Alert. Fwend Alert. Fwend Alert. Fwend Alert. Fwend Alert. Fwend Alert. Fwend Alert.

love will

Mad Stacey will kill her

Zat make Stacey Mary Magdalene?

Yes sue

is Reggie wearing his school pe top?

Jessie does look absolutely beautiful tonight. Then she talks.

Who will steal Jesus?

Stand by with the taser