Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

Auntie Philomena will be so proud.

Do they get one steal a night then?
Or one more tomorrow each?

Sorry, that should of course have read: roide

oh its the bgt drop out

Oh no. It'sJessie. It's all about Jessie, and her shouty lot.

This one will be loud.

riode on..... see you

Moon head?

Sarah Brightman??

Wrap dress!

Terrible wrap dress!

JJ's lot are a bunch of shrieky madams

Ah that household name, Moonhead

Diction!

Just come into the battle. Not surprised the last lass didn't get stolen.

Ooh lovely, some tears and emotion. Love some tears.

....and Pea!

If you were true JessieJ fans, you'd know Moonhead.

I'm sure that scots lass teaches Zumba on a mon evening near me

Damn it we forgot to put crying on the list. And feeling the emotion.
Is it too early for the journey?

I see a polyester sparkly tunic

They are female, apparently.

Let the shrieking commence!

Tassels!!!

In what sense is she 'vintage'? zigackly?
I dressed like her in the 90s. Is that vintage now?

Full on fringing

Did the women's wardrobe for tonight come from new look?

back to back oh dear