Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

(did I say that out loud?)

I still don't know who Danny is.

I think I said this last year but I can't remember.

Right- this is meant to be about the VOICE- not whose legs are longest, or hair is the blondest

Oh, Boff. How COULD you?

Or Bambis legs might snap.

Bof

Yeah jj, shallow as a puddle

I couldn't care less who he picks

Andreas mums going to have a stroke

Good boy, Danny.

Yay

Woohoooooo

That's not the feeling he trusts. It's the little Dodgem in his skinny pants that drives him.

Blimey. I suppose he thought Alice will shag him anyway.

Surly no one will want her

'Alice is now available'
just leave it at that Reggie.

I felt sure he was going to go with Bambi.

Awkward again

Whahaha

So can they only steal one each?

Raah

Mm Alice has now left the building

I genuinely thought Danny might go in for a snog there

raahh

Danny whispers

You'll ALWAYS be able to get a free ride on my dodgem, love