Ding-ding - It's The Voice Pretendy Boxing Week! Fight-off! Whoop, whoop!

[SuePurblybilt]

I will make this exciting if it kills me

I saw Cleopatra Coming Atcha on the breakfast news, saying how much she and Will-He-Go? have in common . She reckons their careers have been similar - what with him being in an internationally successful band, having a solo career and being a producer.
And her having done a song with her sisters and all.
It's just the same really.

Also, this is the first week they let the stylists have a crack. Shall we play wrap-dress bingo?

Hazel-i am proud not to be even a fake Jessie fan.

Tune??? Where is the tune?

Was clutching pearls heart strings on the list?

Dear oh dear

Air grab

What be this song by the way?

Did we have wholly extraneous notes sung, on the list?

She dresses like Sarah Brightman too
ALW is at home, rubbing his trousers.

I'm not enjoying this battle at all

Bad.

Jessie looks pained. She looked at S'Toma as if to say 'shiiiiiit'

this is baaaad

This is awful. In a beyonce warbling off key kind of way.

Yikes.

My cat is bushing up at the TV, such is the screechy mess of noise

Stomping!

Did we have growling? Let's add growling, for tomorrow

That vintagey one sings like the Swedish Chef, someone's surgically removed her consonants.

Ooh another air grab

Both crap, the scotish one has a look of kat slater about her

Dearie me!

Christ what a horrible noise.

MAKE IT STOP

Ouch. My ears are bleeding

Wha' wa' tha' 'bou DICTION, Jessie? Wha' di' ya say?

Hazel -'melismas' - they are. I learnt that last year.

I hate katie perry but shes sounding pretty good right now